For future reference: I was right all along about the transfers

[the count]

If there's any more talk of rimming it'll be going to pornhub

What's a pornhub?

 

[Rosco]

What's a pornhub?

You're fooling no-one

 

[the count]

You're fooling no-one

Well my next question was what is rimming but I didn't want to appear totally stupid.

 

[Rosco]

Its where a basketball rolls around the rim and pops back out.

I've no idea of its relevance here either

 

[Mamma Mia]

pops back out.

Speaking of which, I haven't requested or had a rimjob since getting these fucking haemorrhoids.

 

[Red Astaire]

Sounds like you're challenging Red Astaire to a duel there.

A rim off with @Woland? Interesting and terrifying!

 

[Woland]

But I was planning on slapping everyone with your dick

 

[Red Astaire]

But I was planning on slapping everyone with your dick

Awwwww - You can still do that if you want.

 

[tony]

Red goes all Purple Aki - have they ever been seen in the same room?

 

[Lippy]

Right. This is just getting fucking weird now.

 

[Red Astaire]

Right. This is just getting fucking weird now.

Haha - Sorry. I'll stop. Close thread!

 

[StevieM]

Should I start talking about wine now?

 

[Oncy]

There is only one person who will break jaws on this site. So the rest of you need to stfu.

And if you want to threaten rimming do it to Mamma Mia. I fucking dare you. Hed eat you cunts for breakfast. Hed leave you crying in a pool of blood and shit and harry munk.

 

[Red Astaire]

I'm officially out of this thread. I feel I've contributed enough to the hilarity of it. @Mamma Mia - Come over to mine. Let's have lunch. 🙂

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Should I start talking about wine now?

I reckon in about 4 hours time.

 

[Mamma Mia]

I'm officially out of this thread. I feel I've contributed enough to the hilarity of it. @Mamma Mia - Come over to mine. Let's have lunch. 🙂

Cool, I'm in. So you don't mind the haemorrhoids then?

 

[Red Astaire]

Cool, I'm in. So you don't mind the haemorrhoids then?

Haha! I was thinking more of your chorizo oil muffin egg recipe but whatever floats your boat brother 😉

 

[darkstarexodus]

HA Jesus this place is full of fuckwits.

What an abortion of a thread.

Post of the week!

 

[Red Astaire]

Post of the week!

Has to be!

 

[cloggypop]

Although this thread is probably more embarrassing than the I love the wee cunt thread that post is nowhere near ILD's picture.

 

[Athens]

It was probably that tossed salad you had for dinner.

I can't believe this only got one like. That's comedy gold.

Does no-one here know what salad tossing is?

 

[jason]

I went back to see the context . But found it too limp & SG Eriksson

 

[C/O]

I'm officially out of this thread. I feel I've contributed enough to the hilarity of it. @Mamma Mia - Come over to mine. Let's have lunch. 🙂

Don't leave Red, you're great craic.

 

[ILD]

Post of the week!

I forgot to update my POTW thread.

 

[sqaxsash]

Just so this is in one place I can always link back to for the benefit of shutting up certain fuckwits, as and when necessary.

This is from the Echo. Hopefully this allied with previous corroborating reports from Tony 'Bullshit' Barrett will be enough to establish my own version of events as the currently best understood interpretation.


Dan Kennett ‏@DanKennett 2h2 hours ago
If you're looking to diagnose LFC recruitment issues then this looks as good a place as any to start:

Link to the full article: http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/brendan-rodgers-liverpool-fc-transfer-10201451

 

[sqaxsash]

Just so this is in one place I can always link back to for the benefit of shutting up certain fuckwits, as and when necessary.

This is from the Echo. Hopefully this allied with previous corroborating reports from Tony 'Bullshit' Barrett will be enough to establish my own version of events as the currently best understood interpretation.


Dan Kennett ‏@DanKennett 2h2 hours ago
If you're looking to diagnose LFC recruitment issues then this looks as good a place as any to start:

Link to the full article: http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/brendan-rodgers-liverpool-fc-transfer-10201451

 

[jason]

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