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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=27885.msg718967#msg718967 date=1226267156]
Did you watch the Sevilla game pete?
How the fuck did yer man miss that chance in the last 5mins.
I thought i was sunk.
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Yeah, he should have got it on target. I thought the ref was gonna give a pen for a minute as well!

They were holding on at the end, the keeper was boss when he started goin mad and screaming at his defence!
 
Ladbrokes mate, but you saying thats made me check and i put the draw odds for my two aways.
It should have been
Juventus 4/7
Valencia 11/8
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=27885.msg718977#msg718977 date=1226267579]
Ladbrokes mate, but you saying thats made me check and i put the draw odds for my two aways.
It should have been
Juventus 4/7
Valencia 11/8
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That'll prob reduce the odds a fair bit. Prob about 140/1 I reckon now.

Still, good work though. Pay for Molly to get some singing lessons! Haha. Just yankin your chain bruv.
 
I enjoy my wee bets, and as i say, thats three good acca wins in the first 11 games of the season.
Happy with that.
 
Ignore the 140/1, im talking cakefarts.

Should be:

Wolfsburg 2/7 (.28)
Madrid 2/9 (.22)
Barca 1/6 (.16)
Ajax 1/5 (.20)
Celtic 2/9 (.22)
Munich 9/4 (2.25)
Groningen 2/9 (.22)
Juventus 4/7 (.57)
Rangers 1/6 (.16)
Villareal 4/9 (.44)
Seville 4/9 (.44)
Valencia 11/8 (1.37)

1 x 1.28 x 1.22 x 1.16 x 1.20 x 1.22 x 3.25 x 1.22 x 1.57 x 1.16 x 1.44 x 1.44 x 2.37 = roughly 94/1??
 
I think i just got robbed off of Ladbrokes.
Lad says 'thats a loser mate' after scanning it, i say 'check again bub' he does and says yeah youre right, system isnt working for it, i'll do it manually,
Then he grabs a calculator and works it out.
44 quid!! Robbing cunts.
Ah well got the Ged dvd and a tuna melt from eat, so im happy anyways.
 
Oh and heres me midweek one if anyone wants it.
Arsenal
Man u
Stoke
Leicester
Aberdeen
Chelsea
Celtic
Rangers
East stirling
28/1

I went to corals, their slips have the full odds on them.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=27885.msg719265#msg719265 date=1226312299]
I think i just got robbed off of Ladbrokes.
Lad says 'thats a loser mate' after scanning it, i say 'check again bub' he does and says yeah youre right, system isnt working for it, i'll do it manually,
Then he grabs a calculator and works it out.
44 quid!! Robbing cunts.
Ah well got the Ged dvd and a tuna melt from eat, so im happy anyways.
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How did he work it out at that mate? Im pretty sure I was right in my calculations?

Should be around 94/1
 
I havnt a clue mate, he just started tapping keys and scribbling it down.
I reckon hes dodged me up to be honest, but im fucked if i know how id prove it.
Im nnt going back there again, i'll go to corals, you get the odds up front then.
 
Go back now, ask to speak to the manager, and ask him to sit down and go through it with you. Explain it is for your bed-bound Grandfather who loves an acca. He will be morally obliged to re-check the odds. You cant loose.
 
Put the odds into the bet calculator online. Most betting sites have them. Il put the ones you gave into the PP calculator when I get home from work.
 
Do it, do it, do it.
I love making up stories about bizarre relatives that pull on the heartstrings. You will walk out with a smile and £50 more.
 
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=27885.msg719527#msg719527 date=1226329091]
Do it, do it, do it.
I love making up stories about bizarre relatives that pull on the heartstrings. You will walk out with a smile and £50 more.
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Like Stephen Ireland. His mistake was getting found out.
 
My midweek acca is all good so far.
Need united to hang on then chelsea, celtic, rangers and stirling to win tmrw for another 60 quid.
 
Well United won.
Im starting to wonder why the fuck i put east stirling on there mind.
Celtic
Rangers
Chelsea
Stirling.
 
I suspect I may regret not following you. I was going to put 100 quid on your accy.

Any idea on the odds of the remaining games?
 
No idea mate, the slips at home.
I remember that Aberdeen and Leicester were the longest odds.

Dont worry, i normally win about one in five accas, id be amazed if i got two in two.

Someone will fuck it for me.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=27885.msg720774#msg720774 date=1226481306]
Well United won.
Im starting to wonder why the fuck i put east stirling on there mind.
Celtic
Rangers
Chelsea
Stirling.
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Looks like you're safe enough.

East Stirling are playing some crowd which have lost 6 in a row
 
Is that true?
Nice, i cant see (touch wood) any of the other 3 failing.
Sorry mamma mia.
 
Todays accas
Man utd
Chelsea
Birmingham
Bristol c
Leeds
Rochdale
Stevenage
Rangers
Celtic.
22/1
And

United
Chelsea
Rangers
Stuttgart
Valencia
Celtic
Lyon
Ac
Atletico
Barca
Galatasaray
19/1

Ive got a few quid on each.
 
Ive got
Chelsea
Spurs
Reading
Wolves
Leeds
Wycombe
Dundee
Hearts
Rangers
Celtic.

Ive also got
Real
Villereal
Bayer
Sporting
Bayern
Schalke
Milan
Atletico
Barcelona.
 
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