Footy quotes that make you laugh

[LeTallecWiz]

 

[MomoWASright]

Dead rubber

 

[StevieM]

“I’d sign Ryan Fraser in a heartbeat”.

 

[StevieM]

“We should sign Jack Wilshire to help with out midfield injury crises”.

 

[Judge Jules]

"If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later." [Bob Paisley]

 

[bluebell]

"The Unbeatables"

 

[Beamrider]

Partick Thistle Manager John Lambie, on being told his striker was concussed and didn't know who he was...

"Tell him he's Pele and put him back on".

Presumably Ole told the United physios to tell Luke Shaw he was Andy Robertson after he got a knock on the head on Saturday.

 

[StevieM]

Gordon Strachan quotes are usually quite funny.

 

[737Max]

"We’ve matches Bob’s wonderful team of the 80’s record of unbeaten in 25 games in all comps.

How high does it rate on club achievements?

How long can it last?

Can we start to dream of multiple trophies this season or even an unbeaten season?

On our day we are a match for anyone".

Dreamy 1982 - 2021
RIP

 

[StevieM]

B+

 

[binomial]

Shanks - “This City has 2 great teams, Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves.”

Banner should’ve flown over Anfield after they beat Everton in the cup.

 

[Halmeister]

"We’ve matches Bob’s wonderful team of the 80’s record of unbeaten in 25 games in all comps.

How high does it rate on club achievements?

How long can it last?

Can we start to dream of multiple trophies this season or even an unbeaten season?

On our day we are a match for anyone".

Dreamy 1982 - 2021
RIP

I don't think I'll ever tire of saying it: what a dumb cunt. He's since proven himself a coward, too.

 

[singlerider]

Interviewer: "What would you have been if you weren't a footballer?"

Peter Crouch: "A virgin"

 

[tombrown]

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Thiago Silva - "One day, Gattuso decided to annoy Ibrahimović all throughout training. He kept trying to provoke him, but Zlatan took each blow without saying a word, at least that's how it seemed. The two crossed paths after training in the locker room and that's when Ibrahimović picked up Gattuso and threw him in the trash can. We couldn't believe our eyes, especially when we saw Gennaro's face. Personally, I couldn't stop laughing for a whole week."

 

[bluebell]

Interviewer: "What would you have been if you weren't a footballer?"

Peter Crouch: "A virgin"

When you're that tall and you're partner's small, you have to adapt or limit what positions you have sex in right?