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Flanagan to get new deal
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#LFC can confirm @jon_flan93 has today signed a new long-term contract: https://t.co/OaKNu4QbnP
#LFC can confirm @jon_flan93 has today signed a new long-term contract: https://t.co/OaKNu4QbnP
Klopp on Flanagan: "There are lots of full-backs in the world but not many Scouse ones."
I wonder if he has any Flannoed-related bonuses built into the contract.
10K per limb removed; 50K per opposition player carried off in obvious agony; tiered bonus based on tackles that result in a player flying a certain height following contact; negotiable bonus on percentage of wingers who refuse to play in Liverpool fixtures in which Flanagan features.
That sort of thing.
Could be an interesting incentive-based deal that maximises on field carnage.
10K per limb removed; 50K per opposition player carried off in obvious agony; tiered bonus based on tackles that result in a player flying a certain height following contact; negotiable bonus on percentage of wingers who refuse to play in Liverpool fixtures in which Flanagan features.
That sort of thing.
Could be an interesting incentive-based deal that maximises on field carnage.
I don't think he needs any further encouragement. At all. People would die.
That's not a new contract he's signing. It's a hitlist.
French flancies are more my thing
If I could have a dessert right now it would be this
A creme de caramel?
It's a flan, dude.
That's not a flan in Britain. In Britain we call that a creme de caramel. This is a flan:
That's not a flan in Britain. In Britain we call that a creme de caramel. This is a flan:
We call it a creme caramel. Ive never heard anyone add a 'de' to it so I can only assume youre a twat.
I'll give you a kick to the Athens.
Yeah, not sure about the de, but the fact is you wouldn't know a fucking flan if you were in your basement wanking over it.
I understand the global complexity of the flan. The word itself is simply a floating signifier.
'Complete fanny' is clearly a phrase without the semantic indeterminacy that we find with 'flan'. But I think it is here apt.
You clearly haven't read derrida's 'the freeplay of complete fanny'.
Of course I have. I also know that is was superseded by Foucault's Linguistic Fixity and the Complete Fanny.
No pastry = no flan
Ah jaysis lads, in many cultures including the US, South America and Philippines, it's called a Flan.
It's not a British sport anymore, so all metaphors can now be international. Make it an Irish/British league again with two Dutch lads playing for Ipswich town as the only foreigners around, and you can insist on only British dessert metaphors. Until then, every time Shaquiri dives, I'll call him a Swiss Roll.
Anyway delighted about Flanno; It's great one out of 18 players in our team is a scouser! Not one bleedin' Paddy or Scot though. That's more alarming.
It's not a British sport anymore, so all metaphors can now be international. Make it an Irish/British league again with two Dutch lads playing for Ipswich town as the only foreigners around, and you can insist on only British dessert metaphors. Until then, every time Shaquiri dives, I'll call him a Swiss Roll.
Anyway delighted about Flanno; It's great one out of 18 players in our team is a scouser! Not one bleedin' Paddy or Scot though. That's more alarming.
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Nah. That added foucault to the debate.
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