Fernando

[doctor_mac]

It wasn't a numpty, it was Robinho.

 

[VeggardSub]

sit back and enjoy...

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/2600795/

 

[spider-Neil]

he looks heavier than 12 stone to me.

 

[FoxForceFive]

He looks about 8 stone in that picture, he's got no legs.

 

[VeggardSub]

[flash=400,400]http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/yt-Qwucxe55Zx4/fernando_torres_50_goals_for_liverpool.swf[/flash]

now embedded....

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=33731.msg875661#msg875661 date=1243352961]
He looks about 8 stone in that picture, he's got no legs.
[/quote]

ta boom TISH!! 😀

 

[Bradley]

Surprised by the amount of headers he's scored.

Anybody have a break down of those 50 goals, like left foot, right foot & headers.

Seems like a fairly balanced ratio.

 

[VeggardSub]

from the official website:-

Right-foot: 34
Left-foot: 5
Header: 11

Inside box: 45
Outside box: 5

Barclays Premier League: 39
Champions League: 7
FA Cup: 1
League Cup: 3

 

[TheBunnyman]

[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=33731.msg875653#msg875653 date=1243352471]

he looks heavier than 12 stone to me.
[/quote]

I'm guessing spidey is stick-insect thin, and about four foot tall.

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=33731.msg875697#msg875697 date=1243356478]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=33731.msg875653#msg875653 date=1243352471]

he looks heavier than 12 stone to me.
[/quote]

I'm guessing spidey is stick-insect thin, and about four foot tall.

[/quote]

I'm quite large and 6 foot tall.

 

[TheBunnyman]

[quote author=VeggardSub link=topic=33731.msg875667#msg875667 date=1243353293]
[flash=400,400]http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/yt-Qwucxe55Zx4/fernando_torres_50_goals_for_liverpool.swf[/flash]

now embedded....
[/quote]

Now THAT's a fucking youtube compilation! Sign sign sign!

Oh...

 

[TheBunnyman]

[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=33731.msg875700#msg875700 date=1243356751]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=33731.msg875697#msg875697 date=1243356478]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=33731.msg875653#msg875653 date=1243352471]

he looks heavier than 12 stone to me.
[/quote]

I'm guessing spidey is stick-insect thin, and about four foot tall.

[/quote]

I'm quite large and 6 foot tall.
[/quote]

Then I can only presume that you're either blind or stupid.

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=33731.msg875704#msg875704 date=1243356848]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=33731.msg875700#msg875700 date=1243356751]
[quote author=TheBunnyman link=topic=33731.msg875697#msg875697 date=1243356478]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=33731.msg875653#msg875653 date=1243352471]

he looks heavier than 12 stone to me.
[/quote]

I'm guessing spidey is stick-insect thin, and about four foot tall.

[/quote]

I'm quite large and 6 foot tall.
[/quote]

Then I can only presume that you're either blind or stupid.
[/quote]

or both. you should go in fitness with your ability to disearn someones weight just by looking at them

 

[spider-Neil]

I'll never get the need to fling insults left, right and center. I mean, do people get a kick out of it?
*behind a computer screen* 'I've just insulted someone. HOORAY!'

 

[Avmenon]

Neil, you're picking a fight over how many pounds/kgs Torres weighs.

It's ridiculous.

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=33731.msg875720#msg875720 date=1243358098]
Neil, you're picking a fight over how many pounds/kgs Torres weighs.

It's ridiculous.
[/quote]

how am I picking a fight?

 

[manwithnoname]

Even by your cyclopean standards, neil, this is a really dull, specious debate

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=33731.msg875725#msg875725 date=1243358443]
Even by your cyclopean standards, neil, this is a really dull, specious debate


[/quote]

torres' weight? c'mon this site has discussed far worse 🙂

 

[Rosco]

So how big do you think it is Neil ?

 

[Judge Jules]

Nicely phrased.

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=33731.msg875745#msg875745 date=1243360045]
So how big do you think it is Neil ?
[/quote]

YIKES! let's not go there.

 

[Paddy]

Fernando just won Goal of the season on SSN.

57% of the vote.

 

[HC]

which goal, the Blackburn one?

 

[Jürgen4PM]

[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=33731.msg880033#msg880033 date=1243880002]
which goal, the Blackburn one?
[/quote]

Yep.

 

[HC]

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/v/ypmpc1dUls4&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Rush or Torres?

 

[Judge Jules]

As of this precise moment, Rushy. Nando's got to keep it up for a good few years yet to match Rushy's record for us. He's got all he needs to do it though.