Ta TLW.
Those bloody Jews, coming into threads taking all my credit.
Akinfenwa is a lower league legend and very difficult to man-mark due to his bulk and strength, he shields the ball so well and is a decent target but these attributes are mitigated by his relative lack of pace and mobility. That's not to say he doesn't move around much but when he does it's to little effect. He is onlt effective when the delivery is right and he's in the box. He shouldn't cause us too many problems tonight. He plays up front with Matt Tubbs who has a decent goalscoring record despite the fact he's not particularly quick, good in the air or skillful! They really shouldn't trouble us tonight, I reckon 1-4 if we pick a decent starting 11.so this tank plays up front for them and is a life long Liverpool fan, bet he's shite
Yeah he's a bit like him i.e. you can't figure out how he keeps scoring as he has no evident strengths e.g. speed, heading, skill etc. Must just be a goalscorers "instinct".
It's not even the same fucking club.
Akinfenwa wont look so good with a bloody stump where his right arm used to be.
...And on the night before the game, Vinny went out and killed a man, stuck 'im in the boot of Dennis Wise's Honda Civic and rolled the vehicle over a cliff. Dennis was fuming! Then Laurie hijacked a juggernaut and drove it straight into the local McDonalds, stabbed the kid serving there, wrote 'I'm Lovin' It' in blood on the counter and took all the burgers back to the hotel - only to find that Wisey had burnt the hotel down because he stil had the hump over his bladdy car! Then Dave Beasant drank so much whisky his bladdy liver blew up, so Vinny reached inside this businessman nearby, wrenched out his liver and stuck it in Beasant. Job done. Then we....[cont.2059]
Yes, please god let us finish off these feckers and send them back to obscurity.
