Eva Carneiro

[LeTallecWiz]

So Jose went postal post Swansea at her for going onto the pitch to take care of Hazard, who had waved over the medical staff ...

Looks like, as per The Telegraph, she "will not attend training sessions, games or enter the hotel."

Chelsea fans are pissed ... Hopefully, their fortuitous injury run from last year reverses ... Would love nothing more than to see those fuckers crash and burn.

 

[737Max]

Don't we need a first team doctor???

Couldn't think of a better way to wind up their fans and that bellend of a manager by hiring her.

 

[gkmacca]

Brendan knows her, as an ex-Chelski staff member (oo-er), so he should flash his gnashers at her and get her over to the good side.

 

[Jack D Rips]

What was "bigmouth's" problem with her going on to treat an injured player?

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Rodgers was already managing at Watford / Reading by the time she joined Chelsea though (2009).

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

What was "bigmouth's" problem with her going on to treat an injured player?

Player has to leave the pitch if he receives treatment on it - so leaving his team with 9 men against Swansea's 11 for a brief period.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Cheers

 

[gkmacca]

What was "bigmouth's" problem with her going on to treat an injured player?

He gave her a similar rollicking a while ago for NOT going on the pitch quickly enough. The medical staff have to make their own decisions during a match, they shouldn't be brought into tactical issues.

 

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He gave her a similar rollicking a while ago for NOT going on the pitch quickly enough. The medical staff have to make their own decisions during a match, they shouldn't be brought into tactical issues.

He's chasing the women's vote in much the same way as Donald Trump.

 

[Judge Jules]

Brendan knows her, as an ex-Chelski staff member (oo-er), so he should flash his gnashers at her and get her over to the good side.

His what? Oh, "gnashers"....

 

[Woland]

 

[Ceefax the Cat]

All just a deflection tactic from the cunt so no one talks about how Monk owned him and his team of diving shithouse thundercunts.

 

[Woland]

Mourinho is right, the doctor should know by now that when a player is writhing on the floor it's probably coz he's a cheating chelsea cunt.

 

[C/O]

Treat em mean, keep em keen.

 

[gkmacca]

He's got a thing about medical people: ambulance staff, hospital workers, club doctors - he despises them all. If William Beveridge was still about Mourinho would probably try to shoot him with Ashley Cole's air rifle.

 

[cloggypop]

She's obviously boss at her job. Hope she fucks it off like the Bayern doctor did.

 

[Squiggles]

I think if she's running past him she may as well check with the manager that its okay to go on. It was hardly a broken leg or something serious enough for the referee to stop play.​

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Obviously he's acted like a twat about it, deflecting attention away from being outplayed by Swansea at home, or because he's a twat, or both.​

 

[Hansern]

Would any other manager react like that if the club doctor runs on to the pitch to assist an injured player?
Not very likely. Mourinho is one massive cunt.

Hope she leaves and signs for us

 

[Rafiagra]

Jose as classy as ever.

At the end of the day, it had no bearing on the result. He should have acknowledged that and just made sure it never happened again. If they had conceded, you could understand him being pissed off.

However, the fallout from it just shows him up for being an absolute bellend and a nasty piece of work. I would love it if they imploded this season.

 

[mark1975]

He's got a thing about medical people: ambulance staff, hospital workers, club doctors - he despises them all. If William Beveridge was still about Mourinho would probably try to shoot him with Ashley Cole's air rifle.

Maybe he had a circumcision when he was younger that went really, really badly.

I hope so.

 

[leftpeg]

During those days when there was some chatter about him maybe, perhaps managing us I used to think "he's a cunt but at least he'd be our cunt." Now I just think he's a cunt.

 

[Markeh]

Grab your stethoscope Eva, you're hired

 

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Grab your stethoscope Eva, you're hired

She can grab my stethoscope any day. Phwoar, oo-err missus etc.

 

[Leo]

Probably the most disgusting picture I've seen in football is the one where he's poking Villanova's eye from behind like the cowardly little bitch he is.
He obviously done it to one of the quietest men in football like the cowardly bully he's always been.
He's due a massive dose of karma and ill laugh me tits off when it happens.

 

[ILD]

A Mourinho thread that is three pages in and Ryan hasn't had a dig at DB yet? Weird.

 

[the count]

Chelsea team doctor Eva Carneiro is set to lose her place on the bench for Sunday's trip to Manchester City after criticism from manager Jose Mourinho.
The Blues boss said his medical staff were "naive" for treating Eden Hazard during the 2-2 draw with Swansea.
Carneiro will continue to be Chelsea's first-team doctor but her role at the club will be significantly changed, according to the Daily Telegraph.
She will no longer attend matches or training sessions.
Carneiro will, however, continue to work with first-team players at Chelsea's Cobham training ground.
Having had goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois sent off on 52 minutes, the Blues were later down to nine men for a period of Saturday's game after staff ran on to treat Hazard when he was tripped.
If a player receives treatment on the pitch, he must leave the field.
"I was unhappy with my medical staff. They were impulsive and naive," said Mourinho.
"Whether you are a kit man, doctor or secretary on the bench you have to understand the game."
Carneiro, who joined Chelsea in 2009, thanked people for their support on Monday.
A club spokesman said: "We don't comment on internal staff matters."

 

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A club spokesman said: "We don't comment on internal staff matters."

The cunt does.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I think if she's running past him she may as well check with the manager that its okay to go on. It was hardly a broken leg or something serious enough for the referee to stop play.​

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Obviously he's acted like a twat about it, deflecting attention away from being outplayed by Swansea at home, or because he's a twat, or both.​

And he says leave it, yet the player has banged his head when he's fallen & later dies.

Who gets the blame? Certainly not the manager.

It's a medical decision & the medics deal with it, if you let a manager make the decision every time it could be catastrophic.

 

[Dreambeliever]

A Mourinho thread that is three pages in and Ryan hasn't had a dig at DB yet? Weird.

I've read it four times to make sure I wasn't seeing things.

 

[Ryan]

Yeah, you're right Dreamy. I watch that video and my immediate thought is 'winner'.

That's what I think.