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...and this new shitty film. Is it me or this fella the worst actor of all time, not to mention one of the most overrated players ever to play in English football, despite silly manc claims that he was in the top echelon and better than Dalglish.

No sour grapes, I've just never got all the accliam. He had his moments obviously but was more of a personality than a top player.
 
Good player. Even better character. Not see the film but he was a beast in that nike advert in his suit. Puffed out chest and collar up. If i could go back in time and bring him to now and get him in the liverpool squad i'd bust a nut. I think he's a beast.
 
I can't comment because i haven't seen the film and i don't intend to.

He was a very good player but also a right cunt.
 
How was he a cunt? The karate kick? Or just cos he was a frenchie playing for the manks? I dont mean this post to be one of those "WHAT ARE YA SAYING ABAA CANTONA LAD? YE PRICK! I'LL SPARK YOU!". I'm just curious about why you think he was a cunt?
 
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How was he a cunt? The karate kick? Or just cos he was a frenchie playing for the manks? I dont mean this post to be one of those "WHAT ARE YA SAYING ABAA CANTONA LAD? YE PRICK! I'LL SPARK YOU!". I'm just curious about why you think he was a cunt?
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He played for the mancs
Hes french
He played with his collar up and look like a right twat
Ruined the 96 cup final
He doesn't regret booting a spectator in the stands
Hes probably a shit actor
Im bored now
 
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How was he a cunt? The karate kick? Or just cos he was a frenchie playing for the manks? I dont mean this post to be one of those "WHAT ARE YA SAYING ABAA CANTONA LAD? YE PRICK! I'LL SPARK YOU!". I'm just curious about why you think he was a cunt?
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He played for the mancs
Hes french
He played with his collar up and look like a right twat
Ruined the 96 cup final
He doesn't regret booting a spectator in the stands
Hes probably a shit actor
Im bored now
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All of that and some.
 
Add to that taking all the spotlight off Robbie's two goals at Old Trafford. Feckin Sky.

There's no denying his impact but a great player? Nah. What did he do in Europe.
 
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Add to that taking all the spotlight off Robbie's two goals at Old Trafford. Feckin Sky.

There's no denying his impact but a great player? Nah. What did he do in Europe.
[/quote]

I said good not great.
 
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How was he a cunt? The karate kick? Or just cos he was a frenchie playing for the manks? I dont mean this post to be one of those "WHAT ARE YA SAYING ABAA CANTONA LAD? YE PRICK! I'LL SPARK YOU!". I'm just curious about why you think he was a cunt?
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He played for the mancs - Agreed.
Hes french - Yeh..agreed...not really arsed about the French but they are a bit well..fuckin French.
He played with his collar up and look like a right twat - I like collars up. I'm a right twat.
Ruined the 96 cup final - I'd put that down to David Mongo James being utterly crap at football.
He doesn't regret booting a spectator in the stands - [/b]I wouldn't. They guy he twatted deserved it. [/b]
Hes probably a shit actor - True.
Im bored now - Hug.[/quote]
 
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Add to that taking all the spotlight off Robbie's two goals at Old Trafford. Feckin Sky.

There's no denying his impact but a great player? Nah. What did he do in Europe.
[/quote]

And there's his ludicrous attempts at philosophy.
 
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[quote author=David Byrne link=topic=34094.msg885658#msg885658 date=1244636359]
Add to that taking all the spotlight off Robbie's two goals at Old Trafford. Feckin Sky.

There's no denying his impact but a great player? Nah. What did he do in Europe.
[/quote]

And there's his ludicrous attempts at philosophy.
[/quote]

Yeh cos no one in football has a go at that do they? An in a foreign an all...fair play.
 
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[quote author=David Byrne link=topic=34094.msg885658#msg885658 date=1244636359]
Add to that taking all the spotlight off Robbie's two goals at Old Trafford. Feckin Sky.

There's no denying his impact but a great player? Nah. What did he do in Europe.
[/quote]

And there's his ludicrous attempts at philosophy.
[/quote]

Yeh cos no one in football has a go at that do they? An in a foreign an all...fair play.
[/quote]

Are you a Man Utd fan?

Not arsed if you are like.
 
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[quote author=David Byrne link=topic=34094.msg885658#msg885658 date=1244636359]
Add to that taking all the spotlight off Robbie's two goals at Old Trafford. Feckin Sky.

There's no denying his impact but a great player? Nah. What did he do in Europe.
[/quote]

And there's his ludicrous attempts at philosophy.
[/quote]

Yeh cos no one in football has a go at that do they? An in a foreign an all...fair play.
[/quote]

Are you a Man Utd fan?

Not arsed if you are like.
[/quote]

Yes. Yes I am. They're fucking sound. I fucking love them loads. I've got Man U peejays and bed sheets. I wank over Fergie every night and stick pins in the eyes of a Rafa doll. My dream is to play for Man U an then get bummed in the showers by the whole team after the match.
 
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[quote author=David Byrne link=topic=34094.msg885658#msg885658 date=1244636359]
Add to that taking all the spotlight off Robbie's two goals at Old Trafford. Feckin Sky.

There's no denying his impact but a great player? Nah. What did he do in Europe.
[/quote]

And there's his ludicrous attempts at philosophy.
[/quote]

Yeh cos no one in football has a go at that do they? An in a foreign an all...fair play.
[/quote]

Are you a Man Utd fan?

Not arsed if you are like.
[/quote]

Yes. Yes I am. They're fucking sound. I fucking love them loads. I've got Man U peejays and bed sheets. I wank over Fergie every night and stick pins in the eyes of a Rafa doll. My dream is to play for Man U an then get bummed in the showers by the whole team after the match.
[/quote]

Where did you get the Rafa doll from please?
 
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[quote author=David Byrne link=topic=34094.msg885658#msg885658 date=1244636359]
Add to that taking all the spotlight off Robbie's two goals at Old Trafford. Feckin Sky.

There's no denying his impact but a great player? Nah. What did he do in Europe.
[/quote]

And there's his ludicrous attempts at philosophy.
[/quote]

Yeh cos no one in football has a go at that do they? An in a foreign an all...fair play.
[/quote]

Are you a Man Utd fan?

Not arsed if you are like.
[/quote]

Yes. Yes I am. They're fucking sound. I fucking love them loads. I've got Man U peejays and bed sheets. I wank over Fergie every night and stick pins in the eyes of a Rafa doll. My dream is to play for Man U an then get bummed in the showers by the whole team after the match.
[/quote]

Where did you get the Rafa doll from please?
[/quote]

Don't get too excited mate, I don't think he meant one of those inflatable ones
 
He's a buffoon. I'll never forget that ludicrous press conference when he waffled on about sardines and trawlers. He clearly even lost himself half way through, so he desperately pretended to need a gulp of water to buy himself some thinking time, then came up with something even more absurd. And even then some sad footie hacks actually thought he was being 'deep'. As for Ken Loach, he makes Dennis Skinner seem dialectically self-critical.
 
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Add to that taking all the spotlight off Robbie's two goals at Old Trafford. Feckin Sky.

There's no denying his impact but a great player? Nah. What did he do in Europe.
[/quote]

And there's his ludicrous attempts at philosophy.
[/quote]

Yeh cos no one in football has a go at that do they? An in a foreign an all...fair play.
[/quote]

Are you a Man Utd fan?

Not arsed if you are like.
[/quote]

Yes. Yes I am. They're fucking sound. I fucking love them loads. I've got Man U peejays and bed sheets. I wank over Fergie every night and stick pins in the eyes of a Rafa doll. My dream is to play for Man U an then get bummed in the showers by the whole team after the match.
[/quote]

Where did you get the Rafa doll from please?
[/quote]

The fella outside St. John Market. He sells Lightersfiveforapound, big skins and Rafa dolls.
 
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Add to that taking all the spotlight off Robbie's two goals at Old Trafford. Feckin Sky.

There's no denying his impact but a great player? Nah. What did he do in Europe.
[/quote]

And there's his ludicrous attempts at philosophy.
[/quote]

Yeh cos no one in football has a go at that do they? An in a foreign an all...fair play.
[/quote]

Are you a Man Utd fan?

Not arsed if you are like.
[/quote]

Yes. Yes I am. They're fucking sound. I fucking love them loads. I've got Man U peejays and bed sheets. I wank over Fergie every night and stick pins in the eyes of a Rafa doll. My dream is to play for Man U an then get bummed in the showers by the whole team after the match.
[/quote]

Where did you get the Rafa doll from please?
[/quote]

The fella outside St. John Market. He sells Lightersfiveforapound, big skins and Rafa dolls.
[/quote]

That should complete my collection.

Cheers.
 
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[quote author=David Byrne link=topic=34094.msg885658#msg885658 date=1244636359]
Add to that taking all the spotlight off Robbie's two goals at Old Trafford. Feckin Sky.

There's no denying his impact but a great player? Nah. What did he do in Europe.
[/quote]

And there's his ludicrous attempts at philosophy.
[/quote]

Yeh cos no one in football has a go at that do they? An in a foreign an all...fair play.
[/quote]

Are you a Man Utd fan?

Not arsed if you are like.
[/quote]

Yes. Yes I am. They're fucking sound. I fucking love them loads. I've got Man U peejays and bed sheets. I wank over Fergie every night and stick pins in the eyes of a Rafa doll. My dream is to play for Man U an then get bummed in the showers by the whole team after the match.
[/quote]

Where did you get the Rafa doll from please?
[/quote]

The fella outside St. John Market. He sells Lightersfiveforapound, big skins and Rafa dolls.
[/quote]

That should complete my collection.

Cheers.
[/quote]

They're blag tho. It's just a Homer Simpson doll with a nice suit on.
 
I guess I'll have to keep on looking for one then, i want an authentic Rafa doll (I'm not fussed if it comes with the goatee or not).
 
Yeah, he's a loopy cunt, and a shite actor, etc etc

But let's not get carried away and claim he wasn't all that, overrated, and famous for booting a fan in the crowd alone... He was a fucking great player. If we'd had him, we wouldn't be going 19/20 years without a league title thassfosho.
 
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Add to that taking all the spotlight off Robbie's two goals at Old Trafford. Feckin Sky.

There's no denying his impact but a great player? Nah. What did he do in Europe.
[/quote]

And there's his ludicrous attempts at philosophy.
[/quote]

Yeh cos no one in football has a go at that do they? An in a foreign an all...fair play.
[/quote]

Are you a Man Utd fan?

Not arsed if you are like.
[/quote]

Yes. Yes I am. They're fucking sound. I fucking love them loads. I've got Man U peejays and bed sheets. I wank over Fergie every night and stick pins in the eyes of a Rafa doll. My dream is to play for Man U an then get bummed in the showers by the whole team after the match.
[/quote]

Where did you get the Rafa doll from please?
[/quote]Hahahaha
 
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