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Enrique and Aspas ...

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LeTallecWiz

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Have we had any official explanation for how Enrique was bald one week then had a full head of hair the next last season?
 
He should of shaved his hair off before his holiday the wally then he wouldn't have a pail band around his forehead
 
Doesn't he look pretty skinny compared to normal? I don't think it's Jose at all it's obviously a gay pirate taking his place.
 
I hesitate to say, but those blue underpants are from a small college a few miles from me. How on earth did he come across them?
 
Thats no boot polish! Fuck it who cares as long as our flamboyant fullback puts in the effort on the pitch, he could show some more enthusiasm about the new kit though.

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You have to assume that rooming with Enrique is like a hazing ritual inflicted on the new signings, having to put up with his mutant levels of metrosexuality in a confined space must be more than some young players can handle, no wonder they ask to go out on loan rather than be forced to hang around and help him wax and varnish his ball bag
 
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