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English Cricket/ *The Ashes*!

Ha, fucking hell, I thought our newspapers were a bit excessive on the hyperbole - how about this for rose tinted:

Australian captain Ricky Ponting believes England's disrupted preparation and their poor record in Perth are reason enough to suggest the home side can get off the canvas and level the Ashes series.

After winning the Adelaide Test things haven't gone so smoothly for England, quick Stuart Broad ruled out for the rest of the series with a side strain while fellow paceman Jimmy Anderson made a round trip to England to witness the birth of his second child.

Couple that with the fact that England haven't won a Test in Perth since 1978 and Ponting is suitably upbeat.

"I think there's a great opportunity here," Ponting said on the eve of Thursday's third Test at the WACA Ground.

"I've been really excited about the last few days and just thinking about them (England) having at least one change in their side and (Jimmy) Anderson, as much as he's talking up not really worrying, we've all done those flights in the past and it takes you a couple of days to get over them.

"Historically England haven't got a great record here either, I know our last couple of games here haven't been as we would've liked either, but I honestly feel the pitch conditions here are as foreign to English players as anywhere else in the world and hopefully we can exploit that this week."

If Australia's ill-fated preparation for Adelaide was marked by its intensity, the lead-in to Perth has been deliberately relaxed.

"We have had fun this week, the whole theme of this week has been to enjoy the hard work and enjoy the preparation over here," said Ponting.

"It's all about us going out and playing the way we know we can play and playing with some instinct and not really thinking too much about the game.

"You're in a contest and you want to win every contest you're involved in, and if you're doing it with a smile on your face generally it means you're doing it well, so that's what I hope you'll see from our team this week."


Yep, one injured bowler and another flying home to see the birth of his child and getting back three days ago...that fucking shows us! Never mind the fucking flip flapping like a leper in a windtunnel over Johnson, and the selection of fucking Beer.
 
[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=41229.msg1233797#msg1233797 date=1292432407]
This is what happened the last time Australia played 4 quick bowlers at Perth.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ausvind/engine/match/291353.html

I doubt Ponting will have the balls to go with 4 quicks this time around. He should do it though. It still gives hm a better chance than with 3 quicks and an unknown spinner.
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Can I just point out that you have been categorically wrong on all matters cricket to date, so if you could keep reaffirming your belief in the convicts coming good (or even them going with 4 quicks tonight) that would be great.
 
lol...

In my defense i didn't expect the Aussies to go into self-destruct mode. I still think they have the players to turn this around, it's just that the mentality is not right.

Personal issues between Ponting, Hauritz, Clarke,
Ridiculous selection policy for the 6th batsman slot and the spinner slot etc.

Anyway...to make you happy, i predict a victory for the ozzies at Perth. Johnson to get a 5-for! (May be thats pushing it.)
 
[quote author=IanTheRed link=topic=41229.msg1233811#msg1233811 date=1292433974]
Ha, fucking hell, I thought our newspapers were a bit excessive on the hyperbole - how about this for rose tinted:


After winning the Adelaide Test things haven't gone so smoothly for England, quick Stuart Broad ruled out for the rest of the series with a side strain while fellow paceman Jimmy Anderson made a round trip to England to witness the birth of his second child.


Yep, one injured bowler and another flying home to see the birth of his child and getting back three days ago...that fucking shows us! Never mind the fucking flip flapping like a leper in a windtunnel over Johnson, and the selection of fucking Beer.
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Ha!

On another note....Isn't Broad the most Feminine looking fast bowler ever to play at this level? I'm sure whoever comes in, in place of broad will bring the perception of aggression with him.

Yuvraj Singh hitting on Broad in t20 world cup...Broad has turned pink in this one, hasn't he?

YUVRAJ 6 SIXES V ENGLAND...20 20 WORLD CUP
 
[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=41229.msg1233682#msg1233682 date=1292416918]
I'm looking forward to seein Hughes play actually.

Last i saw, he had a technique that was nothing like i have ever seen before. He likes the ball on bat, like Sehwag, and does not like to leave too many balls. He likes the cut shot like Sehwag too, but the key difference is that Sehwag has a balance in stance and during stroke play that is probably only bettered by Tendulkar among current players, where as Hughes' game is as jerky as anything i have ever seen. That, imo, was the reason he got done in on the fuller balls that followed the short ones. I hope he has made some changes to his batting to avoid that. Because, if he does that, he will be a really solid batsman.


I can understand Indian batsmen having a weakness against the short stuff. Playing most of the formative years on Low, slow wickets facing pie chuckers the majority of the time can mean that there is a weakness in technique against the short stuff at international level. How does a batsman who developed his skill in Australia end up having a weakness against Short pitch bowling?Bevan was another like Hughes...was he not?

Is this the impact of too much limited overs cricket?
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Hughes' impact (or lack thereof) depends enormously on the result of the toss. If Australia bat first, he can expect balls up round his teeth all fucking day long on Day 1. To be fair, he probably won't last beyond lunch anyway.
 
[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=41229.msg1233824#msg1233824 date=1292435169]
lol...

In my defense i didn't expect the Aussies to go into self-destruct mode. I still think they have the players to turn this around, it's just that the mentality is not right.

Personal issues between Ponting, Hauritz, Clarke,
Ridiculous selection policy for the 6th batsman slot and the spinner slot etc.

Anyway...to make you happy, i predict a victory for the ozzies at Perth. Johnson to get a 5-for! (May be thats pushing it.)
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The Aussie press and past players would agree with you. They keep churning out lines like "the teams are evenly matched but England have the confidence & form..".

This is the root cause of the problem. They're missing the point. The teams are not evenly matched, England are a much superior team in probably every position.
 
Beer not playing. Hahaha.

Australia better bowl first and try to knock them over. That's 5 quicks if you include Watson. Ridiculous.
 
I was waiting to say this...


Beer is carrying the drinks!!


Damnit...ive goto goto work. Luckily there is a TV in my boss's office. I'll sneak a peek once in a while...
 
England have won the toss and elected to bat. I'm pretty damned sure Aus were hoping to bowl first.

They have to see out the day with the bat. 250 to 300 will be a good first innings score.
 
Some people are not thrilled with the idea of "No Beer"...
homer-simpson-beer.gif
 
I hope this isn't all the chance that Hughes gets.

He looked horribly out of form there, but the selectors should let him work this out.


To shield cricket followers...
How well has Phil Jacques been going after all those back surgeries? He was a gun.
 
Still too early to write off....

Ponting played a very fluent looking pull shot just before he got out. I don't think he is out of form at all. He is striking the ball well, but is finding ways to get out. It was a bit of bounce and excellent catching that got his number this time.

I don't like the man. No. Not one bit....but i feel sorry for him. Nothing is working for him.
 
I guess you are both over reacting to a typical first day morning Perth wicket. Teams can recover from this. They should see out the first session without any more causalities.

Tremlett is bowling well and getting the bounce, which you should expect when he is as tall as he is and bowling at the WACA.


Thats it for me. I have got to focus on work so i can follow Ind vs SA later in the day.
 
Not really. I just think Australia - bar Hussey - are pretty shite, mate.

England are class above.
 
[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=41229.msg1234256#msg1234256 date=1292470314]
I guess you are both over reacting to a typical first day morning Perth wicket. Teams can recover from this. They should see out the first session without any more wickets

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Aye, they'll be comfy as fuck in no time. Fucking nonsense. They're 36/4 and smith looks like he's got about 20 minutes at the crease max.

Australia are fucked.
 
Some fantastic counter attacking from Haddin. Watch him get out as soon as i post this.

Earlier...did anyone see Smith's face every time he was facing the ball? What was that all about? Was he doing some sort of face-muscle exercise? My boss and i were roaring with laughter.
 
20 wickets it takes to win a test. England took 10 today. Australia will do well to take 10 by Monday.
 
England just look so confident. They haven't been even slightly intimidated by Australia. And intimidation was always what Aus did best. If England win the next session, I think the series is buried.
 
Na they will bowl better in this test. I have faith. They have had a bad run of games starting from that loss to Pakistan. They will get out of this. I'd back Australia to fight in this test.

The wicket will be a bit more faster tomorrow, as it got baked in The Lying Rag quite a bit today.
 
That should flatten it out then surely? The wicket was behaving itself very well by the end of today. As soon as the shine is off that ball the English might fill their boots.

KJ you really love these Ozzies don't you? To the point of delusion perhaps.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=41229.msg1234475#msg1234475 date=1292523337]

KJ you really love these Ozzies don't you? To the point of delusion perhaps.
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It's astonishing. Maybe he sees a different Australian side from the one we're watching. Good on him for a bit of faith anyway!

Th way some of Australia's top order handed their wickets away so fucking cheaply yesterday is terribly infuriating. Hussey was the only one who consistently let everything go through to the keeper that was short of a length. The rest fo the them were fucking prodding around like idiots, flailing away at things they should never have gone near.

England will make 350 on that deck.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=41229.msg1234542#msg1234542 date=1292535459]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=41229.msg1234475#msg1234475 date=1292523337]

KJ you really love these Ozzies don't you? To the point of delusion perhaps.
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It's astonishing. Maybe he sees a different Australian side from the one we're watching. Good on him for a bit of faith anyway!

Th way some of Australia's top order handed their wickets away so fucking cheaply yesterday is terribly infuriating. Hussey was the only one who consistently let everything go through to the keeper that was short of a length. The rest fo the them were fucking prodding around like idiots, flailing away at things they should never have gone near.

England will make 350 on that deck.
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You might add a ton to that if they play with the discipline that has characterised all but the first day of the series thus far.
 
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