England v Spain (friendly)

[Ryan]

Ryan has a type of player he favours: technical, small, 'clever' and not immediately hailed or an instant favourite.

Often they don't ever become a favourite, because they're shit and they leave, but it's only fair that we credit the occasional success.

Lucas is not one of those, obviously, but at least the fucker hardly ever plays.

Yeah I'm a sucker for a good first touch and the ability to get your head up and play. It's the fucking exact opposite of how I was as a footballer, hence it seduces me.

That said, I favour your more agricultural types at times too. Think I called Origi early - much to the chagrin of others. Looking right at you Skully.

 

[FreshRed]

what a ball from Henderson!

 

[Skullflower]

Yeah I'm a sucker for a good first touch and the ability to get your head up and play. It's the fucking exact opposite of how I was as a footballer, hence it seduces me.

That said, I favour your more agricultural types at times too. Think I called Origi early - much to the chagrin of others. Looking right at you Skully.

the fuck you on about? I've always been into origi.

 

[Markeh]

Is it just me or is Danny Rose very average?

 

[rurikbird]

Ryan is definitely to blame for Lallana's injury. Burn the witch!

 

[Ryan]

the fuck you on about? I've always been into origi.

Like fuck you have.

You trolled me for a year after I'd claimed he'd be good. And you know it.

 

[Ryan]

Now, Jesse Lingard. Is he actually any good? I can't work it out at all.

Anyone watched him much?

My United supporting mates can't stand him. There's definitely a bit of the Tom Cleverley's about him for sure.

That said, he's won them FA Cups n shit, so there's something there I guess.

 

[Ryan]

Ryan is definitely to blame for Lallana's injury. Burn the witch!

Yeah I know, I do feel somewhat responsible.

Fuck fucking England.

 

[Hansern]

Suspected calf strain. Hopefully not to serious.

 

[ILD]

Yeah skuly was using swagmonster ironically against Origi.

 

[Portly]

Nacho is no good unless you dip him in cheese.

 

[manwithnoname]

That's quite enough of that thankyou

 

[Buddha]

Any time I look at this game Hendo is bossing it.

 

[Skullflower]

Like fuck you have.

You trolled me for a year after I'd claimed he'd be good. And you know it.

yeah I trolled you. that's different.

 

[Buddha]

Heaton looks confident at this level too.

 

[Buddha]

Aspas still looks completely useless.

 

[Buddha]

Aspas still looks completely useless.

Useless twat.

 

[Portly]

Aspas still looks completely useless.

Curse of the commentator.

Maybe we should have hung on to Aspas! 😉

 

[Buddha]

I hate international football.

 

[mark1975]

Henderson down now ffs

 

[Hansern]

Aspas, The King of corners.

 

[manwithnoname]

For bloody flip's sake!

 

[Hansern]

Why the fuck is Henderson playing 90 minutes in a fucking friendly anyway?!

 

[Hansern]

For us not watching this cunting game. Hendo okay or injured?

 

[rurikbird]

Watch him get injured now.

Heaton looks confident at this level too.

Aspas still looks completely useless.

Cue Lallana getting injured, Aspas scoring a beauty and Heaton allowing an equalizer through his legs, all just minutes after the quoted posts. Fine, @Buddha and @Ryan proved their awesome jinxing power, now they need to learn to harness it for good and positive things, such as getting United players crocked!

 

[Jack D Rips]

What was the point of that fucking game tonight? Fucking heartily sick of international friendlies!

 

[6TimesaRed]

Just been told that Adam Lallana has suffered an injury to his back because he has been carrying England way too much.

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[Hansern]

Seems Adam Lallana is okay despite coming off tonight. No limp & has told reporters he's okay. Will undergo tests at Melwood tomorrow. #lfc

 

[Ryan]

John Stones' defending for that Aspas goal.

That's a 50 million quid defender apparently. Fucking useless tube.