[quote author=IanTheRed link=topic=42243.msg1194598#msg1194598 date=1286981770]
Did I mention I shave my bollocks? Me.
I'm ace me, and fucking handsome to boot. I once slept with myself, and I was the best shag I've ever had.
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I only shave 'em occasionally, as they get rather itchy.
And plus, I didn't sleep with myself, I just tried to bend it round and fit it in, but it wasn't long enough.
If I had though, it *would* have been the best ever