Elliott signs...

[doctor_mac]

Probably the worst I've seen, Brian Little

You are forgetting we had Barry Venison:

 

[bluebell]

You are forgetting we had Barry Venison:

Barry Little is worse.

So I googled bad Football haircuts and there are some shockers

Fuck Me! Inspiration behind Train Spotting

First Orangutan to play professional football and Donald Trumps Biological father

Crusty the Clown

Queens Guard

Rent boy becomes accountant
Another look

 

[Dreambeliever]

OK, touche. That was unfortunate from one of the great strikers of the era.

He did it take the focus off his weight.

 

[Modo]

For the record that Moyes pic is fake

 

[The Nomad]

For the record that Moyes pic is fake

The barnet hasn't been photo shopped.

 

[StevieM]

We have a winner - Diego Simeone’s son Giovanni.

That looks like he was playing with a pair of clippers and got bored half way through.

 

[StevieM]

 

[StevieM]

 

[StevieM]

He’s gotta pineapple on his head..
He’s gotta pineapple on his head..

 

[StevieM]

 

[StevieM]

 

[Mamma Mia]

Stevie wishing he still had hair.

 

[StevieM]

Stevie wishing he still had hair.

I’ve forgotten what having hair is like.

 

[Ijg]

I’ve forgotten what having hair is like.

Go to Turkey.

 

[Gary25]

Fred's lad, I say Fred's lad

 

[bluebell]

 

[Hyena]

In conclusion, bad hair is an asset, and young Harvey is going to be a GOAT one day...

 

[Mors]

What about this cunts worldie

 

[Modo]

What about this cunts worldie

What was he thinking...

 

[mwake]

Yeah. I'm getting serious gypp/Andy Carroll vibes.

As long as it's £3.5m as opposed to £35m then should be alright, if he turns out not as expected we can always get a quick 'no questions asked' deal at our version of Cash Converters, Bournemouth FC.

 

[mwake]

To be sold by 2022, for 25 million. The white ojo

If so Edward's cash register making kerching sound again.

 

[rurikbird]

Elliott was at the Tranmere game, expected to sign shortly.

 

[StevieM]

Elliott was at the Tranmere game, expected to sign shortly.

Is it possible he has some Nigerian heritage?

16... my hole.

He looks older than Milner in that photo l...

 

[bluebell]

Is it possible he has some Nigerian heritage?

16... my hole.

He looks older than Milner in that photo l...

He is showing something thats green and white round his wrist, so could be

 

[Brizzle]

He defo looks under 18 in that to me

 

[keniget]

Is it possible he has some Nigerian heritage?

16... my hole.

He looks older than Milner in that photo l...

He looks older than 16 - could pass for early 20's but that's it.

I think you're just old man...

 

[StevieM]

He looks older than 16 - could pass for early 20's but that's it.

I think you're just old man...

I am old - it allows me a little bit of artistic freedom in descriptions too.

It’s usually the other way round innit???? I should be saying Milner looks 19.

 

[Modo]

 

[tombrown]

He was at the Tranmere match about to sign, and its taken until now - that's one gutted 16 year old, having just missed a free US holiday; consolation - a trip to Evian and a week of "Klopp training"

 

[HC]

Having the Rat King on the payroll must count for something ?