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Didn't realise ducks had bollocks. They must find that difficult when they're on land.
That would explain the waddle.
Must be difficult keeping those great webbed feet off them though.
Reminds me of the masochist's cure for piles - drop your pants, squat down till the piles are touching the floor, put your feet on them and stand up.
Reminds me of the masochist's cure for piles - drop your pants, squat down till the piles are touching the floor, put your feet on them and stand up.
For ages when I was a Viz reader I wondered where the rhyming slang Chalfonts came from, it was only until years later when I heard Chalfont st Giles being mentioned on the radio that I discovered what it meant. I remember bursting out with laughter while driving along.
A friend of mine was once told that a good treatment for piles was direct application of aftershave. He followed the advice ..... needless to say it took hours to peel him off the ceiling
Eau de colon?
All over Twitter this with one or two media outlets confirming it...
Though they are probably using Twitter as there source..
Though they are probably using Twitter as there source..
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Can someone give me the lowdown on him? In other words - Is he any good?
At his best he's very good indeed. He had a load of injury problems in the past, but he's over them now and his club badly need him off the wage bill, so there's a deal to be done here. We could do a whole lot worse.
Cool - £12mill apparently.
Thats also why we didnt buy that lad with all the vowels playing for Dortmund now
Haha I created him when I thought we were getting him. Made him fucking WORLD class, like Zidane level good and then when we didnt sign him I stuck him on the market and he sold for 92m to Real Madrid enabling me to sign proper talents like Lallana and Lovren.
This is a joke right ? - what the fuck - this guy was injured for most of the time at Milan, never turned out to be the expected "White Fat Ronaldo" and all that hype. I don't know how many of you are white, asian, or black on this site but one of the treatments many asian folk I know get from doctors is a simple - "Just go abroad for a few months in a hot country and all that bodily pain will go away". Now forgive me - but yes he is healthy for now in Brazil - but it could be just the fucking climate, and now he is coming over here where it is getting cold - the guy will fuck his hammy up in the first game - I guarantee it if there is any truth to this purchase.
You really need to stop going to Thomas Cook for medical advice.
Sounds reasonable but I'd have thought we could bargain that down further. Tim Vickery's the source of the info.I put in my post above and he reckoned Pato could be got for 12-15 mill.euros.
Judge - has Tim said that the deal has been agreed and all ? - if so then I trust him completely on this, and it seems that we will have a line up of three Brazil boys up front, with Pato leading the line. I think it will mean that there will be fewer chances for Benteke, Ibe, and even Firminio if Klopp feels that Lallana is making more of a difference up front.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...dreaming-of-a-move-to-the-Premier-League.html
Long interview him here from December discussing moving to England
Long interview him here from December discussing moving to England
'Fraid not, Ahmed. His comments were about the player himself rather than about any tie-up with us. As I remember it he was pretty confident Pato will end up in Europe but wasn't specific about where.
Can you stop being a cliquey cock smoker? FFS man!
Sell Sturridge and buy Pato. Aye, that should work
Fuck that, go crazy and book a month in the Maldives
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