Dublin schoolboy Conor Masterson signs to Liverpool for €1m

[Jürgen4PM]

Our scouts don't get enough credit.

 

[Skullflower]

Our scouts have figured that as he is 6 foot at 13, if he keeps up that rate of growth he will be 12 foot at 26, and be the most aerially dominant CB in the history of the game.

moneyball.

 

[Oncy]

Honeyball

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[ILD]

He's the white Paul Mcgrath.

 

[Oncy]

He's the white Paul Mcgrath.

Hes the shite Paul McGann.

 

[ILD]

Poor Conor is probably scouring the internets in his bedroom checking if he's famous yet.

HI CONOR.

 

[doctor_mac]

Connor's hanging up in his bedroom with weights strapped onto his legs.

 

[Leo]

We better warn Conor about Skully

 

[dantes]

So that's two Conors we've signed now and the third one on our books. Maybe the illiterate Rodgers has a cunning plan, Andy Carroll needs to watch his head.

 

[Oncy]

So that's two Conors we've signed now and the third one on our books. Maybe the illiterate Rodgers has a cunning plan, Andy Carroll needs to watch his head.

We need to sign a striker called Chameleon.

 

[dantes]

We need to sign a striker called Chameleon.

I went looking for one, but ended up on a site called chameleon forums on a post from 2008.

THERE'S an Australian rugby league player taking to the field this year who might give commentators pause for thought.
He’s a 20-year-old studying a Bachelor of Human movement who has been signed up to play for the Brisbane Broncos rugby league club.

So far, so good.

It’s his name, which is likely to give rise to all manner of awkward moments – it’s Kristian Wanka....

 

[localny]

Madness

 

[Brizzle]

I had a youth team trial at Southampton as a GK because I hit 6ft in my first year of secondary school. My theory was that players thought I was good because I was tall. Once they'd had a shot/cross and seen I was a shambles the dream was over!

 

[Gary25]

Apparently Rodgers wants rid already because he deems him too tall and not elegant enough on the ball.

 

[gene hughes]

We need to sign a striker called Chameleon.

hahahahahahaha

 

[Y1]

he's a warrior.

He has no choice but wear warrior.