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This summer and the shitness of it have all but dried up the creative juices on SCM resulting in a LUDICROUS slowdown in posts.
So to pep us all up im holding a competition.
Basically you have to construct a poem based upon an already existing poem that explains how you feel about a certain event this summer.

Heres mine.

THE RAVEN.

Once upon a window dreary, as i pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious back issue of 'Score'
While i nodded nearly sleeping, suddenly there came a beeping,
As if someone was texting, texting me right to my phone,
Tis some spam, i muttered, texting me right to my phone,
Only spam and nothing more.

Ah distinctly i remember why, it was in the warm July,
And each dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor,
Eagerly i wished for reasons, Vainly hoped for brand new seasons,
......
Got this far then got bored, but fuck it im scoring so i cant win anyway why should i be arsed.

I would have liked to showcase the line
'It was markmc who texted, a text that left me at best vex-ed, it said simply Xabi's gone,
'Xabi's gone' and nothing more.

Anyway get on with it scurvy dogs!!!
 
Honestly mate this "one thread per related subject" make the site a lot tidier, but not much more fun. It's hard to keep up with a 162 page thread on Alonso. Everything has been said...I prefer the organized anarachy of the old system
 
Fair Xabi

Fair Xabi, we weep to see you haste away so soon,
As yet our wonderous team , has not attained its goal,
Stay,
stay,
Until the coming season is done,
And to joyous song,
Having won the premiership together,
you can fuck off to Real anon.
 
Based on Philip Larkin's "Que Sera in a Bus Shelter in Bognor Regis"



When he was just a little boy
He asked his Mummy, "don't hit that tree"
What a big smash-up, "ouch that was sore"
"Ma, how do I look to ye?"

Ribery-bery
I'm sorry you hit the tree
Now you're uglier than Ian Dowie
Ribery-bery

When I was young, and quite naive
I asked Mark, who we would sign
Will we have Tevez, or La-vezzi?
Here's what he said to me.

"Ribery-bery,
Its almost a certainty
The odds are now 1 to 3
Ribery-bery"

Well the weeks went rolling by
And the buzz stopped, like a dead bee
We didn't buy Tevez, or Lavezzi,
Or take a punt on the Cunt for free

Ribery-bery
I still dream that with us, you'll be
I think you're lovely not ugly
Ribery-bery
 
[quote author=localny link=topic=35053.msg917687#msg917687 date=1249397128]
Honestly mate this "one thread per related subject" make the site a lot tidier, but not much more fun. It's hard to keep up with a 162 page thread on Alonso. Everything has been said...I prefer the organized anarachy of the old system
[/quote]

I think that's a factor too. If you leave for a couple of days you come back and look at a huge thread(s) and just think 'fuck that'.

The Xabi thread thing was a problem, I wish Frogfish had never pushed the idea of keeping it all in one thread. Even worse was the "other team's transfers" thread which almost eliminates the possibility of interesting threads about anyone we're not linked with or selling.
 
I found it a bit like Coronation Street to be honest. You could go away for days, come back and pick it up as if you had never been away.
 
Sammy Lee is to write Marouane Fellaini's biography.

The working title is 'Little Scouse On The Hairy'
 
Coronation Street is really hard to pick up if you've missed it. What the hell are you on about?
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=35053.msg917715#msg917715 date=1249400557]
Coronation Street is really hard to pick up if you've missed it. What the hell are you on about?
[/quote]

Are you sure you're not confusing it with Lost
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=35053.msg917715#msg917715 date=1249400557]
Coronation Street is really hard to pick up if you've missed it. What the hell are you on about?
[/quote]

Agreed. Like when you're gone for a week and come back to find out that Kevin Webster is riding half the street. Dirty dog that he is...
 
Fairly sure, yeah.

One is about a bunch of assholes trapped in a horrible, hostile shit hole where nothing seems to make sense and time moves in unpredictable ways and the other one is LOST.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=35053.msg917700#msg917700 date=1249398152]
Based on Philip Larkin's "Que Sera in a Bus Shelter in Bognor Regis"



When he was just a little boy
He asked his Mummy, "don't hit that tree"
What a big smash-up, "ouch that was sore"
"Ma, how do I look to ye?"

Ribery-bery
I'm sorry you hit the tree
Now you're uglier than Ian Dowie
Ribery-bery

When I was young, and quite naive
I asked Mark, who we would sign
Will we have Tevez, or La-vezzi?
Here's what he said to me.

"Ribery-bery,
Its almost a certainty
The odds are now 1 to 3
Ribery-bery"

Well the weeks went rolling by
And the buzz stopped, like a dead bee
We didn't buy Tevez, or Lavezzi,
Or take a punt on the Cunt for free

Ribery-bery
I still dream that with us, you'll be
I think you're lovely not ugly
Ribery-bery

[/quote]


FANTASTIC...
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=35053.msg917724#msg917724 date=1249401434]
Fairly sure, yeah.

One is about a bunch of assholes trapped in a horrible, hostile shit hole where nothing seems to make sense and time moves in unpredictable ways and the other one is LOST.
[/quote]

I thought that was Big Brother
 
That shite merge every thread policy killed the forums. Shat idea. It should live and breahe as it pleases.
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=35053.msg917724#msg917724 date=1249401434]
Fairly sure, yeah.

One is about a bunch of assholes trapped in a horrible, hostile shit hole where nothing seems to make sense and time moves in unpredictable ways and the other one is LOST.
[/quote]

hahahahaha. Ace.
 
[quote author=Terrier link=topic=35053.msg917757#msg917757 date=1249404683]
That shite merge every thread policy killed the forums. Shat idea. It should live and breahe as it pleases.
[/quote]I actually agree. Brendan buggering off in a huff hasnt helped either as there was normally a healthy stream of biting, sniping mongs following his every word eager to have a pop....and vice versa obv.
 
Xabi, Xabi, Burning Bright
'Cos I set his house alight
No mortal hand you see
The door can open, I've got the Key.

When did you think that you could fly?
Whence that whore did catch your eye?
On what wings dare you aspire
When I've got matches to make fire?

And what trickery and what art?
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
When thy heart for reds did beat,
Caressed the ball with artful feet?

Oh the hammer on my heart
To hear you wanted us to part
Well I'll not have it, not this way
You'll not join them, not today

Xabi, Xabi, Burning Bright
'Cos I set his house alight
No mortal hand can you free
The door won't open, I've got the Key.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=35053.msg917760#msg917760 date=1249404857]
[quote author=Terrier link=topic=35053.msg917757#msg917757 date=1249404683]
That shite merge every thread policy killed the forums. Shat idea. It should live and breahe as it pleases.
[/quote]I actually agree. Brendan buggering off in a huff hasnt helped either as there was normally a healthy stream of biting, sniping mongs following his every word eager to have a pop....and vice versa obv.
[/quote]


Oncy is Bren coming back? I miss the old bugger...I'm sure he's still lurking.
 
[quote author=Terrier link=topic=35053.msg917979#msg917979 date=1249412895]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=35053.msg917760#msg917760 date=1249404857]
[quote author=Terrier link=topic=35053.msg917757#msg917757 date=1249404683]
That shite merge every thread policy killed the forums. Shat idea. It should live and breahe as it pleases.
[/quote]I actually agree. Brendan buggering off in a huff hasnt helped either as there was normally a healthy stream of biting, sniping mongs following his every word eager to have a pop....and vice versa obv.
[/quote]


Oncy is Bren coming back? I miss the old bugger...I'm sure he's still lurking.
[/quote]I've no idea. I hope so.
 
I WANDER'D lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of fucking mancs;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
So I did a u-turn.
 
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=35053.msg918175#msg918175 date=1249419420]
I WANDER'D lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of fucking mancs;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
So I did a u-turn.
[/quote]

Doc, I clicked into this thread to write a version of this poem. Ha.
 
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