Do not pass coe

[mark1975]

You see for me I always thought James Martin of Saturday Kitchen fame.

Your nightmare is much worse than mine then!

 

[doctor_mac]

Your nightmare is much worse than mine then!

Nah, I have a soft spot for James. He's like a bouncy old podgy labrador.

 

[Judge Jules]

One which has had Botox on its face then. His expression barely if ever changes, regardless of what he's saying. I can't be doing with that.

 

[SummerOnions]

I met James Martin in leeds as he had a restaurant under a casino we were at. Nice guy

 

[doctor_mac]

Yeah, SO, not getting the hatin' on James Martin. I'm never without my James Martin face mask, which handily doubled as a Colin Pascoe mask for days at Anfield. Or it used to...

 

[gkmacca]

He's from Yorkshire, I believe, although, like all Yorkshiremen, he doesn't like to talk about it.

 

[cloggypop]

Yorkshire people always seem to go on about the War Of The Roses even though it ended in 1487 and they ultimately lost. Nowt so queer as folk.

 

[gkmacca]

And of course the ones who talk most about Yorkshire now live in places like Esher and Bray.

 

[mark1975]

Nowt scarier than being offered a walk along the moors by a Yorkshireman with a shotgun and a landrover. I had to decline.

 

[Oncy]

Nowt scarier than being offered a walk along the moors by a Yorkshireman with a shotgun and a landrover. I had to decline.

They WALK their landrovers?
Mental.

 

[mark1975]

They WALK their landrovers?
Mental.

Exactly, I knew something was amiss right there.

 

[Judge Jules]

And of course the ones who talk most about Yorkshire now live in places like Esher and Bray.

There's something rather apposite about a Yorkie living in Bray.

Just to be clear incidentally: I don't hate James Martin at all. It's the frozen facial expression I find off-putting.

 

[Insignificance]

Its like a movie were Fatman and Robin is finally beaten by The Joke.....

 

[FoxForceFive]

Its like a movie were Fatman and Robin is finally beaten by The Joke.....

I'm gonna read this again later, cos I'll be drunk so it may make sense.

 

[Ceefax the Cat]

This bloke dared to pass Coe and won an Olympic gold, so it can be done.

 

[Leo]

78 looks like he's going to break out to into Radio gaga.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Has there been a reason given?

 

[6TimesaRed]

Has there been a reason given?

He was caught once to often at the academy when his job was to coach the first team..

 

[gkmacca]

Has there been a reason given?

Lack of dynamism the rumour has been heard.

 

[Judge Jules]

I reckon it was those "shorts". Bad for the image.

 

[gkmacca]

THOSE SACKINGS: HOW THE DAY UNFOLDED

Mike Marsh is fired.

Oh yes: and so are you. Sorry about that. Pass it on.

...Brendan wants us to pass -

No, no, no, Colin. You're still not getting it. You-

Let me finish, Brendan, let me finish, I'm getting there. Flipping pencil broke. Now, let's see. Mike is getting fired, so that's...this stick man crossed out. Done it. And...um...help me out here, Mike.

Erm, I can't read your writing.

Okay. Both of you: please stop talking, you're only confusing me. I'm crossing all of this out and I'm going to go away and work it out in peace and quiet. I'll return with this crystal clear.

Boss. Apparently you've been sacked. Sorry about that. Pass it on.

It's been a funny old day, eh, Mike?

Yes, boss.