Diaz

[Markeh]

Maybe Diaz… likes playing football 😱

 

[localny]

Titi Canara, I guess

Here's the goal

 

[Hansern]

@MikeKeegan_DM
"Wary that we have been here before but friends in Colombian media tell me of a growing belief that there may be positive movement with regards to Luis Diaz’s father over the coming hours." Let's hope and pray his father will finally be released.

 

[Hansern]

: the process to release Luis Diaz' father is underway. A helicopter has taken off heading to the location where the ELN should hand over his father.

BluRadio Colombia
@BluRadioCo

#Atención Comenzó el proceso de liberación del papá de Luis Díaz. Despega el helicóptero rumbo a un punto entre los departamentos de La Guajira y Cesar, donde la guerrilla del ELN entregaría al secuestrado. #MañanasBlu

 

[Woland]

I've heard this one before. I think we're trying to swap him for Ryan Babbel

 

[737Max]

ah the good old Babelcopter

 

[Hansern]

Good news!

According to Colombia's
@BluRadioCo
Luis Manuel Diaz is now with a 'Humanitarian Commission made up of the Catholic Church & the UN.' They add the plan is to travel to a nearby city for medical checks.

 

[Hansern]

 

[Shay_K]

........and they all lived happily ever after.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Maybe we nuke the rebels from orbit. Only way to be sure.

 

[Markeh]

I wouldn’t be happy with two priests flanking me either

 

[tombrown]

I wouldn’t be happy with two priests flanking me either

Especially when one of them has erect nipples

 

[Markeh]

Especially when one of them has erect nipples

Thankyou for making me zoom into their chests

 

[737Max]

looks miserable as fuck.

Diaz Senior "take me back, i had a great 12 days off"

 

[Woland]

It's the zip on his jacket. He's done that thing and now he's wondering if he's gonna have to drag the whole thing over his head.

 

[doctor_mac]

They'll make a straight to Colombian TV movie about this.

 

[737Max]

They'll make a straight to Colombian TV movie about this.

if Sophia Vegara plays Mrs Diaz then take all my money now

 

[doctor_mac]

I'm thinking Danny Devito for his da. Get Shorty II.

 

[rurikbird]

 

[StevieM]

So who’s to be first to chant “you only score when your dad’s kidnapped” at Diaz?

 

[rurikbird]

So who’s to be first to chant “you only score when your dad’s kidnapped” at Diaz?

That would be factually incorrect

 

[StevieM]

That would be factually incorrect

When did SCM ever let facts count for anything?

 

[tombrown]

When did SCM ever let facts count for anything?

aint that a fact, brother!

 

[StevieM]

aint that a fact, brother!

I see what you did there!!!

 

[Dreambeliever]

That would be factually incorrect

You only score with your head away to Luton when your dad’s kidnapped doesn’t have the same ring to it.

 

[Hansern]

Lovely to see:

 

[King Binny]

 

[Modo]

[Sport Witness] Luis Manuel Diaz, Father of Luis Diaz: "It is true that Luis is a loyal Barcelona fan and it would be his dream to go there. So far I would like to thank Porto and Liverpool for the way they welcomed him and received him."

 

[Beamrider]

If Barca make a bid for him we should kidnap his Dad and refuse to release him unless Diaz:
a signs a new contract with us; or
b signs for Barca
Take your pick based on whether you rate him or not.

 

[binomial]

[Sport Witness] Luis Manuel Diaz, Father of Luis Diaz: "It is true that Luis is a loyal Barcelona fan and it would be his dream to go there. So far I would like to thank Porto and Liverpool for the way they welcomed him and received him."

Think I preferred it when he was kidnapped & made to climb up mountains with no sleep.