Cunts XI

[SummerOnions]

Following on from what Khalido said in the diouf thread, what's your top team of thundercunts and twats?

H. Schumacher
Neville-Stam-Pepe-X
Pennant-X-X-Thatcher
Diouf-X

 

[Ryan]

Pennant.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Just close your eyes and stick 11 pins in a Man Utd player history list.

 

[SummerOnions]

That went through my mind as i typed that bit earlier, and how we could easily have seconds and thirds.

 

[DRE]

Collymore and Robbie Savage.

 

[themn]

Ashley Cole deffo fills that left back spot.

Don't forget John Terry.

 

[franklyfrank]

I've always thought Savage isn't that much of a cunt.

He's a wind up merchant but i don't think he's a scumbag as such.

 

[SummerOnions]

[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=38962.msg1056360#msg1056360 date=1266539275]
Following on from what Khalido said in the diouf thread, what's your top team of thundercunts and twats?

H. Schumacher
Neville-Stam-Pepe-Cole
Pennant-Keane-Savage-Thatcher
Diouf-Zaki
[/quote]

 

[themn]

[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=38962.msg1056373#msg1056373 date=1266540301]
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=38962.msg1056360#msg1056360 date=1266539275]
Following on from what Khalido said in the diouf thread, what's your top team of thundercunts and twats?

H. Schumacher
Neville-Stam-Pepe-Cole
Pennant-Keane-Savage-Thatcher
Diouf-Zaki
[/quote]
[/quote]

Who is that and why isn't it Terry ?

 

[SummerOnions]

It's that cunt that plays for Real Madrid, who gets into fights and that on the pitch cos hes a knob.

 

[El Pistolero]

[quote author=themn link=topic=38962.msg1056374#msg1056374 date=1266540364]
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=38962.msg1056373#msg1056373 date=1266540301]
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=38962.msg1056360#msg1056360 date=1266539275]
Following on from what Khalido said in the diouf thread, what's your top team of thundercunts and twats?

H. Schumacher
Neville-Stam-Pepe-Cole
Pennant-Keane-Savage-Thatcher
Diouf-Zaki
[/quote]
[/quote]

Who is that and why isn't it Terry ?
[/quote]

Pepe red card Real Madrid vs Getafe 21-04-2009

 

[Fallon]

Probably not the most cuntish team ever, but I'm young so I can't remember loads of old players for other teams.

-----------------Itandje-----------------

G Neville---Terry--Thatcher---A Cole

--A Smith----R Keane----C Ronaldo--

-----------------Rooney-------------------

--------Drogba----D Ferguson----------

I know Thatcher isn't a LB, but I had to have him and Cole in the team.

 

[SummerOnions]

Itandje isn't much of a cunt though?

He's just shit.

 

[Fallon]

He is a cunt for his behaviour at the Hillsborough memorial.

 

[SummerOnions]

[quote author=Fallon link=topic=38962.msg1056381#msg1056381 date=1266541036]
He is a cunt for his behaviour at the Hillsborough memorial.
[/quote]

True, but there are bigger cunts.

 

[Fallon]

I actually thought about putting Lehmann as a backup cunt.

 

[SummerOnions]

Good shout actually, who'd be on the subs bench?

Lehmann, Terry, Owen...

 

[Fallon]

Cantona

 

[Squiggles]

[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=38962.msg1056392#msg1056392 date=1266541925]
[quote author=Fallon link=topic=38962.msg1056381#msg1056381 date=1266541036]
He is a cunt for his behaviour at the Hillsborough memorial.
[/quote]

True, but there are bigger cunts.
[/quote]

Laughing at a memorial service of our own fans? I don't think so. He's certainly worthy of an inclusion.

 

[Squiggles]

------------------Itandje----------------------
--Neville-----Terry-------Materrazi---Cole----
---------Keane---Joey Barton-------------

-----------------Cantona---------------
---------Diouf--------------Adebayor
------------------Drogba-------------------

Bench:

Clinton Morrison
Zaki
Robben
Ronaldo
Heinze
Fellani
Barthez

 

[Whaddapie]

Barthez

Neville Terry Ferdinand Neill

Fagan Judas Felliani Ronaldo

Drogba Diouf


Subs: Hibbert, Cahill, Bruce, Ince, Cantona

I'll probably wake up tomorrow with a bunch of players that I should have included.

Duncan Ferguson. See, I'm already coming up with them.

Mark Hughes. As a player OR a manager.

 

[Whaddapie]

Michael f#$!ing Ballack. How did I forget that cnut?

 

[Ryan]

Robben.

 

[Roger REDerer]

Ryan

 

[themn]

Oh, so controversial, Roger !

 

[Ryan]

I looked at it, and couldn't even muster the energy to reply.

It's hard to get annoyed by someone so fucking bad.

 

[Richey]

Jens Lehmann
Gary Neville
Ashley Cole
John Terry
Steve Bruce
Joey Barton
Lee Bowyer
Tim Cahill
Dennis Wise
El Hadji Diouf
Marlon King

 

[Roger REDerer]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=38962.msg1056443#msg1056443 date=1266567390]
I looked at it, and couldn't even muster the energy to reply.

It's hard to get annoyed by someone so fucking bad.
[/quote]

Ahh but you did. Cock.

 

[themn]

[quote author=Richey link=topic=38962.msg1056455#msg1056455 date=1266569946]
Harald Schumacher
Gary Neville
Ashley Cole
John Terry
Steve Bruce
Joey Barton
Lee Bowyer
Tim Cahill
Dennis Wise
El Hadji Diouf
Marlon King

[/quote]

Perfect.

 

[Ryan]

I used to alwasy include Slaven Bilic in my 'Hatred' 11 back in the day for his fucking horrible dive in the World Cup Semi-Final that got Blanc sent off. Then Blanc signed for United, and my care factor evaporated.