[quote author=GOD_23 link=topic=36006.msg949559#msg949559 date=1253779994]
Get the fuck off it Fark. If anyone else had posted that you'd have said nothing. Crouch's finishing is fantastic at times. Think of his two bicycles kicks, his goals home and away to West Ham in 2006-2007 and his strike away to Arsenal in 2008...all really well taken.
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This was my point, and my only point, and it applies to your post as well: Every striker that is even decent will have finishing that "at times" is brilliant, otherwise they'd never be scoring any fucking goals. Crouch is not a clinical or brilliant finisher. I quite liked crouch, and I think he's a good player, but I find it bizarre to describe something that is a quantum function (either he does score, or he doesn't score) as brilliant, by considering those periods of time when he is scoring. It's like saying "I make fantastic amounts of money betting the horses... at times". Are you up or are you down net? Crouch can be unplayable at times, and he'd be very useful to have around in certain games, but he isn't a brilliant finisher, he just isn't, especially with his head. Improbably good technique on the bicycle/scissor kick yes, brilliant finishing, no.
Anyway, it just struck me as a bizarre thing to say.