Caption anyone? (Felix Magath)

[rurikbird]

I love this picture.

 

[Athens]

In order to escape Operation Yewtree Mr Majeika reinvented himself as a German football manager.

"Ve have vays of making you train" he would say to his players.

 

[Mors]

He's apparently nuts, proper nuts. But used to a be a fitness freak, he'd take players out on a 2-3hr run and they had to try and keep up with him.

 

[Hyena]

Had a few players collapse too..

The absurd thing is that these long runs do nothing for the players' fitness on the pitch...

 

[tombrown]

I love this picture.

Still a Bell End

 

[SummerOnions]

Still a Bell End

ha you stole my one

 

[SummerOnions]

I love this picture.

Keep the camera on my face.

I have a huge erection. Don't look down. Well maybe once

 

[Rouge Penguin]

I love this picture.

I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before any one even at the cost of your life.

Felix Gandhi

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

I have observed that whenever there is a captions thread, there would AT LEAST be one person who could not resist not mentioning the male genitalia of the player(s) in the picture, and would also usually involve some graphic description of the sexual act(s) that the player(s)' male organ would be involved in.

My question is this....

WHY ??

(not that i'm homophobic or anything.....)

 

[Shadey]

I love this picture.

"Where's my partner.. danger mouse?"

 

[Judge Jules]

"No, Mr.Bond, I expect you to die."

 

[Mors]

"Where's my partner.. danger mouse?"

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

I love this picture.

Its like one of those cryptic Final Destination photos with that scythe sitcking in his head.

 

[gkmacca]

"When they called you the Marathon Man I thought you were going to make us run around a lot".

"Open Wide..."

 

[tombrown]

I have observed that whenever there is a captions thread, there would AT LEAST be one person who could not resist not mentioning the male genitalia of the player(s) in the picture, and would also usually involve some graphic description of the sexual act(s) that the player(s)' male organ would be involved in.

My question is this....

WHY ??

(not that i'm homophobic or anything.....)

More appropriately ... WHY NOT??

 

[doctor_mac]

I have observed that whenever there is a captions thread, there would AT LEAST be one person who could not resist not mentioning the male genitalia of the player(s) in the picture, and would also usually involve some graphic description of the sexual act(s) that the player(s)' male organ would be involved in.

My question is this....

WHY ??

(not that i'm homophobic or anything.....)

Why would homophobia come into it? Do you think mentioning willys and sex acts as part of humour is homosexual? So Oncy describing his cock swinging antics during the game for instance? This is standard laddish fare. This is a weird post.

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

i find the obsession of an elongated penis kinda weird. yes.

 

[doctor_mac]

i find the obsession of an elongated penis kinda weird. yes.

You'd be a psychoanalyst's wet dream.

 

[jexykrodic]

Fulham Manager tries out Google specs, decides team require a reboot.