Let's try to switch our minds off our bunch of useless feckers for a few minutes...
Schalke won 3:0 over Wolfsburg (with Draxler making an unhappy return against his former club). Another clean sheet for the partnership of Matip and Neustadter, Sane wasn't particularly impressive judging from the highlights, but another midfielder Klopp is supposedly following – Johannes Geis (he's a DM/CM type) – scored a nice free-kick for the 2nd goal. He takes most of Schalke's set pieces, good right foot.
Bayer and Bayern played a 0:0 draw. Müller and Lewandowski uncharacteristically missed several great chances. Xabi got dismissed in the 84th minute for a 2nd yellow – nothing vicious, just a professional foul on Chicharito. A little hiccup, but Bayern machine rolls on.
Gladbach thrashed Werder 5:1. Xhaka was serving the last game of his suspension, so didn't feature. Austrian CB Martin Hinteregger (with whom we've been briefly linked last year) made his 2nd start for his new club (came on loan in January). He conceded a clumsy penalty that accounted for Werder's only goal. Alongside him is another promising young CB Andreas Christensen (on loan from Chelsea and one of Bundesliga's leaders in several statistical categories this season).
@Kay Age El, can you tell us more about him? Anyway, he scored two goals in this game, both assisted by the young Syrian CM Dahood. I have to say I like him more and more; it would be amazing for all Syrian people with everything they are going through if their nation can produce a top-class player, and that's what Dahood increasingly looks like.
Finally, Borussia Dortmund drew a blank against Hertha Berlin, not much to report there other that Mourinho was in the stands.