Big 'built like brick shithouses' players.

[manwithnoname]

That scottish drunk cunt had a shit career.

He won fuck all, scored about 8 goals a season at various clubs where he was invariably 'the fan's favourite', largely because he picked his teams wisely and most Rangers, Bitters and Geordies could happily associate with a thick, under-achieving, violent dipsomaniac who was nowhere near as good as he - and they - thought he was.

Twat Jock Fucker

 

[mark1975]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=43153.msg1233138#msg1233138 date=1292270833]
That scottish drunk cunt had a shit career.

He won fuck all, scored about 8 goals a season at various clubs where he was invariably 'the fan's favourite', largely because he picked his teams wisely and most Rangers, Bitters and Geordies could happily associate with a thick, under-achieving, violent dipsomaniac who was nowhere near as good as he - and they - thought he was.

Twat Jock Fucker
[/quote]

Yep, not to forget though that whenever the cunt scored it was usually against someone good, or us.

 

[SummerOnions]

Shawcross is a really good shout, as would Carroll if we had a chance of getting him. Since we won't, who is there similar? I genuinely can't think of someone good in the air, good on the ground and a fucking menace.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Carroll and Torres sounds nice

 

[Ryan]

I was amazed at how *big" Man City looked in contrast to West Ham at the weekend. A side full of strong, tall, muscular cunts really, which completely monstered the little West Ham side.

Jo, Balotelli, Toure, Toure, Richards, Kompany, Adebayor - all fucking mountains.

I remember Rafa blaming the loss of height from our side a few years back at the one time - Sissoko, Hyypia, Crouch - for our overnight shitness in dealing with corners too.

 

[Mistadobalina]

Did you know that Messi is actually a tall dwarf? He had special injections to make his limbs grow to normal length as a boy, its the reason he has such a low centre of gravity.

 

[kingjulian]

[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=43153.msg1233295#msg1233295 date=1292302975]
Did you know that Messi is actually a tall dwarf? He had special injections to make his limbs grow to normal length as a boy, its the reason he has such a low centre of gravity.
[/quote]

That doesn't make any sense, to be honest.

If he has grown now, his centre of gravity will be now according to his height/weight/distribution of mass over the body/body shape etc. Surely not based on what he would have been if he didn't take those injections?

 

[Mistadobalina]

Well, it was something along those lines I wasnt really listening.

 

[grjt]

[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=43153.msg1233173#msg1233173 date=1292274578]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=43153.msg1233138#msg1233138 date=1292270833]
That scottish drunk cunt had a shit career.

He won fuck all, scored about 8 goals a season at various clubs where he was invariably 'the fan's favourite', largely because he picked his teams wisely and most Rangers, Bitters and Geordies could happily associate with a thick, under-achieving, violent dipsomaniac who was nowhere near as good as he - and they - thought he was.

Twat Jock Fucker
[/quote]

Yep, not to forget though that whenever the cunt scored it was usually against someone good, or us.
[/quote]

When, in a state of extreme inebriation, I was harassing Gary Speed for being an ex-Blue (at a do years and years back), he told me that Ferguson was the best player he had ever played with "by miles and miles". I did however point out that his viewpoint was somewhat undermined by the fact that he was i) "blueshite" and ii) "a blue nose cunt". I then accidentally burped in his face.

Sorry Gary. Hope you get the Wales job this afternoon.

 

[Avmenon]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=43153.msg1233138#msg1233138 date=1292270833]
That scottish drunk cunt had a shit career.

He won fuck all, scored about 8 goals a season at various clubs where he was invariably 'the fan's favourite', largely because he picked his teams wisely and most Rangers, Bitters and Geordies could happily associate with a thick, under-achieving, violent dipsomaniac who was nowhere near as good as he - and they - thought he was.

Twat Jock Fucker
[/quote]

I was once so drunk I confused him with Darren Ferguson.

It still vexes me.

 

[gareth_thomas]

Lassana Diarra - not big -- but put's himself around..

Bellamy - puts himself around... but again - kinda small..

Defence.. his name slips my mind at the moment - but that monster from Blackburn..

 

[Wilko7]

Samba.

 

[Judge Jules]

I'd take Phil Jones or Ryan Nelsen long before I even considered Samba TBH.

 

[manwithnoname]

[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=43153.msg1233357#msg1233357 date=1292321772]
I'd take Phil Jones or Ryan Nelsen long before I even considered Samba TBH.
[/quote]

Ryan Nelson is 33

 

[the_khl]

Some of the names mentioned in this thread made me think for a moment that I had entered the infamous SixLazyFulhams-forum.....

I blame Roy.