Been a while since we did captions eh?

[reuque]

 

[Bradley]

Follow the ways of the Aqu, young ugly padawan and you too can get your leg over with super hot italian lady.

 

[IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts]

Lets ride the invisible pony.

 

[Pesam]

[quote author=reuque link=topic=38647.msg1042906#msg1042906 date=1264503008]

[/quote]

Aquilani (thinks to self) - How the fuck does Lucas get a game ahead of me.
Spearing (thinks to self) - How the fuck does Lucas get a game ahead of me.
Sammy Lee (thinks to self) - How the fuck does Lucas get a game ahead of me
Groundsman (just off camera, thinks to self) - How the fuck does Lucas get a game ahead of me

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

[quote author=reuque link=topic=38647.msg1042906#msg1042906 date=1264503008]

[/quote]

Just Spearing.

"Ringa pakia
Uma tiraha
Turi whatia
Hope whai ake
Waewae takahia kia kino

Ka Mate! Ka Mate!
Ka Ora! Ka Ora!
Tenei te ta ngata puhuru huru
Nana nei i tiki mai

Whakawhiti te ra
A upane ka upane!
A upane kaupane whiti te ra!"

 

[The Slugmonster]

[quote author=reuque link=topic=38647.msg1042906#msg1042906 date=1264503008]

[/quote]

"Look at that Italian bastard able to fill out a full pair of man pants! When I asked the boss for smaller training gear I didnt mean midget size! I wanted dwarf size, theres a difference y'know!! Sammy Lee always gets what he wants......bastard!"

 

[Avmenon]

[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=38647.msg1042940#msg1042940 date=1264506181]
[quote author=reuque link=topic=38647.msg1042906#msg1042906 date=1264503008]

[/quote]

Just Spearing.

"Ringa pakia
Uma tiraha
Turi whatia
Hope whai ake
Waewae takahia kia kino

Ka Mate! Ka Mate!
Ka Ora! Ka Ora!
Tenei te ta ngata puhuru huru
Nana nei i tiki mai

Whakawhiti te ra
A upane ka upane!
A upane kaupane whiti te ra!"
[/quote]

Is that the haka?

 

[jan]

Moskau - Dschingis Khan

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

[quote author=reuque link=topic=38647.msg1042906#msg1042906 date=1264503008]

[/quote]

Rafas' obsession with Strictly Come Dancing escalates to new levels.

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=38647.msg1042949#msg1042949 date=1264506711]
[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=38647.msg1042940#msg1042940 date=1264506181]
[quote author=reuque link=topic=38647.msg1042906#msg1042906 date=1264503008]

[/quote]

Just Spearing.

"Ringa pakia
Uma tiraha
Turi whatia
Hope whai ake
Waewae takahia kia kino

Ka Mate! Ka Mate!
Ka Ora! Ka Ora!
Tenei te ta ngata puhuru huru
Nana nei i tiki mai

Whakawhiti te ra
A upane ka upane!
A upane kaupane whiti te ra!"
[/quote]

Is that the haka?
[/quote]

YEH.

 

[Rouge Penguin]

[quote author=reuque link=topic=38647.msg1042906#msg1042906 date=1264503008]

[/quote]

The Pub landlord, played by Al Murray, films his sketch for the new DVD at Melwood. Aqualani? thats wotah aint it? Wot next, Limonchello at left back?

If we had no rules and handballs didnt count, where would we be? France! And if we had too many rules where would we be? UEFA!

Gerrrrrrrcha

 

[Mersey86]

Lets do the Birdie Dance
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[Dirty Sanchez]

For an unsuspecting audience, the curtain rose on the last ever performance of "Riverdance."

 

[manwithnoname]

This is why it has been a while

 

[Vanbasten84]

[quote author=reuque link=topic=38647.msg1042906#msg1042906 date=1264503008]

[/quote]

you put your right leg out!!! etc etc

 

[manwithnoname]

And this

 

[Vanbasten84]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38647.msg1043238#msg1043238 date=1264532230]
And this
[/quote]

ha thanks brendan im glad you approved

 

[Judge Jules]

[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=38647.msg1042949#msg1042949 date=1264506711]
[quote author=QUADRASPAZ link=topic=38647.msg1042940#msg1042940 date=1264506181]
[quote author=reuque link=topic=38647.msg1042906#msg1042906 date=1264503008]

[/quote]

Just Spearing.

"Ringa pakia
Uma tiraha
Turi whatia
Hope whai ake
Waewae takahia kia kino

Ka Mate! Ka Mate!
Ka Ora! Ka Ora!
Tenei te ta ngata puhuru huru
Nana nei i tiki mai

Whakawhiti te ra
A upane ka upane!
A upane kaupane whiti te ra!"
[/quote]

Is that the haka?
[/quote]

I thought it was a Glaswegian reciting the Gettysburg Address.

 

[darkstarexodus]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38647.msg1043229#msg1043229 date=1264531175]
This is why it has been a while
[/quote]

Haven't had the most stirring of responses, have we? I have nothing better to offer but then again I'm not to going to try for the sake of it.

 

[furyoo]

[quote author=reuque link=topic=38647.msg1042906#msg1042906 date=1264503008]

[/quote]
Two more players hop onto anti-Rafa bandwagon.

 

[mark1975]

Aquilani and Spearing preparing for their roles in this weekend's game.

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38647.msg1043229#msg1043229 date=1264531175]
This is why it has been a while
[/quote]

Yup.

 

[bkwitche2]

They're going to be bench stomping at the weekend?

 

[Farkmaster]

Spearing - Got a little captain in you?
Aquilani - you are vice captain... of reserves
Spearing - Want a little vice captain of the reserve squad in you?
Aquilani - What? I don't understand.
Spearing - Take it you tippy tappy biclops

I blame the picture myself...