Bayern Match Thread

[Shadey]

Just take a minute and think the double is on..

 

[JonesyRed]

Great result, average performance but take that all day long

 

[manwithnoname]

English teams have totally bumfucked Germany in this competition.

 

[manwithnoname]

He's got skin like alabaster and a smile that could blind the Gods

 

[hmmmmm1]

Vvd looks so cool with the captains armband on. Colossal

 

[hmmmmm1]

We will get a tough draw, always do.

 

[Oncy]

He's got skin like alabaster and a smile that could blind the Gods

I think hes the prototype. The one God wasnt meant to let walk around among mortals.
Hes utterly perfect.
*swoon*

 

[LeTallecWiz]

That's a wonderful result. Bayern didn't do enough, and we've got Van Dijk and Mane.

Maybe I'm being harsh on Bayern, but it felt that they were playing a friendly most of the time.
I didn't sense any urgency - and we were just strolling along during the 2nd half.
Is that a sign of how good this team is? or just how average this Bayern team is?
Dunno, but a great win nonetheless.
UP THE MOTHER FUCKING REDS!!!

 

[gkmacca]

This is ending 3-1 to Bayern

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITISN'T

 

[manwithnoname]

I think hes the prototype. The one God wasnt meant to let walk around among mortals.
Hes utterly perfect.
*swoon*

*low growl in throat*

You better back the fuck up, sister

 

[Oncy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITISN'T

Two assists tonight Macca.
Havnt whipped out the old backfiring time gauntlet once this season.
Tonight felt like the time.

I should be getting love in the motm thread.

 

[IGotALuvlyBunchOfCoconuts]

Good win.
I'll take anyone except city in the next round.

 

[Dave G]

Can someone re-open the build up thread so I can tell Dreambeliever to go and fuck off once and for all with his Bayern 2 - 0

 

[manwithnoname]

Maybe I'm being harsh on Bayern, but it felt that they were playing a friendly most of the time.
I didn't sense any urgency - and we were just strolling along during the 2nd half.
Is that a sign of how good this team is? or just how average this Bayern team is?
Dunno, but a great win nonetheless.
UP THE MOTHER FUCKING REDS!!!

The reaction of the players and coaching staff was odd too. Very...unbothered?

 

[.Dan.]

Stupid foul from Robertson. Moreno plays in the next match

I'd hope Milner left back

 

[gkmacca]

Two assists tonight Macca.
Havnt whipped out the old backfiring time gauntlet once this season.
Tonight felt like the time.

I should be getting love in the motm thread.

magnifico!

 

[jimmy]

Yesssss!
So happy!
Come on you mighty REDS!

 

[jimmy]

Yesssss!
So happy!
Come on you mighty REDS!

 

[JurgenKlopp]

Work friend of mine just won 6k with VVD and Mane scoring headers

 

[refugee]

Two assists tonight Macca.
Havnt whipped out the old backfiring time gauntlet once this season.
Tonight felt like the time.

I should be getting love in the motm thread.

I shall give you some love for the Red Dwarf reference. The rest of my love goes to VVD

 

[Shay_K]

Work friend of mine just won 6k with VVD and Mane scoring headers

Can I get her phone no pls?

 

[rurikbird]

Congratulations, everyone! When we teams came out I accepted that we might lose tonight – so nice to be proven wrong. Not a spectacular performance from us, but Bayern deserved to lose based on their performance. Only one shot on target as a home team; that's pathetic and they are going to get pilloried by the press in Germany. I don't care so much about the quarterfinals, will just enjoy it win or lose – for me the most important thing is that we collected Bayern's scalp in Europe.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

The reaction of the players and coaching staff was odd too. Very...unbothered?

Just don't get it -
Oh well, odds on Mourinho accepting another challenge and managing them next year?

 

[Shay_K]

Just seen the 1st goal in HD, I"d really hate it if we had a dodgy accident prone German in goal for us.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Wow..
1,566, visitors online Feb 27, 2019

How did that happen

We where only playing Watford

 

[Frogfish]

Can someone re-open the build up thread so I can tell Wet WetDreambeliever to go and fuck off once and for all with his Bayern 2 - 0

No need.

1. Copy the text in the locked post.
2. Go to any post he made here and quote him
3. Substitute the copied text
4. Off you go with your remonstrations.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Wow..
1,566, visitors online Feb 27, 2019

How did that happen

We where only playing Watford

Has to be almost all bots, surely?!

 

[6TimesaRed]

 

[Woland]

Klopp beating Bayern Munich would be like Gerrard managing Dortmund beating Man U. Getting interviewed here he really just wants to get his dick out and laugh his head off

 

[Markeh]

Maybe it won't be the case in Germany but I'm surprised more wasnt made of Neuer coming out for the first goal. He plays like someone's being too keen with the triangle button in FIFA.