Barkley's comeuppance

[FoxForceFive]

It's usually only local players who end up in these kind of incidents, & that's cos they often do the things that their schoolmates etc do, which means they're in places & around people who resent their fame & cash.

Add in when they are in more expensive places the locals there who will want to be mates with them (cos they're around the same age) can often afford to be there cos they make money through more nefarious avenues.

Both of which can mean trouble, for obvious reasons.

 

[FoxForceFive]

All the drug dealers are Delta taxi drivers anyway

This often seems to be the case in my experience. Although randomly asking taxi drivers for drugs is not a good idea people, just in case you get any ideas. There's plenty who aren't drug dealers too.

 

[Mystic]

How do we know Barkley was messaging the guy's girlfriend?

Why do we care? As if messaging someones girl is a reason to punch him, surely the guy should be more concerned that his girlfriend is about as faithful as a hyena.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

How do we know Barkley was messaging the guy's girlfriend?

Or even if she was, why had she given Barkley her number? Did Barkley know she had a boyfriend?
Like I said. Cunts trick - and if you disagree, you're the same kind of cunt.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Should he gave challenged him to a dual? Assumed the crane position and waited for a referee to turn up? How, exactly, should it have played out in an honourable fashion. Genuine question.

Let's just say that if you and I were to fight, you'd know it and I would destroy you anyway.

 

[Skullflower]

Let's just say that if you and I were to fight, you'd know it and I would destroy you anyway.

I'm happy to meet up.

 

[Kay Age El]

A lot of testosterone in this thread..

I LOVE IT! LET'S FIGHT!!

 

[dantes]

Or even if she was, why had she given Barkley her number? Did Barkley know she had a boyfriend?
Like I said. Cunts trick - and if you disagree, you're the same kind of cunt.

In school you would be right, because you have a reputation to protect and ideally to improve. In all other circumstances I can think of, your only reason to be in a fight is to hurt the other person. There's no reputation at stake here so why take a risk? You'd surely just wait until you could hit them from behind and then start kicking them when they're down. That's the surest way to win.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I'm happy to meet up.

You won't be

 

[Skullflower]

You won't be

i will. i'm going to stick a screwdriver in your neck.

 

[Kay Age El]

 

[gkmacca]

He goes down way, way, too easily. Has a girl hit him? That's what it looks like.

I do agree. He literally deaded himself. All he got was a little tap like this and he was gone. It's embarrassing, frankly.

I worry...I really do...I worry about that boy, because if that's how he takes a random tap from a stranger in a bar, how's he going to cope when my daughter brings him round to my house, announces that they're engaged, and I promptly beat the shit out of him?

 

[Mors]

If there was some sort of beef there, then barkley touched the other guy first so can't really complain that he got sparked. I seem to remember Gerrard getting off with hitting the other guy for no reason because of the idea that the other guy might go after him. And no one moaned then. Fuck barkley.

 

[manwithnoname]

You won't be

It's futile arguing about who would regret a meeting with Skully the most: Skully or the other party.

I can't see any winners really, with a mutually assured, all-pervading and deep regret the likely outcome.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

i will. i'm going to stick a screwdriver in your neck.

Not before I bite off your nose and spit it in the bin.

 

[Rosco]

Uh oh

 

[Oncy]

Good that he would at least find a bin.

 

[Red Astaire]

*wades into smackdown with tongue firmly out and ready for action*

 

[manwithnoname]

It's been ages since we've had a proper "fighty" thread.

Like, almost weeks.

 

[doctor_mac]

 

[Skullflower]

Not before I bite off your nose and spit it in the bin.

you'd miss the bin and look like a fucking tool. with blood spurting out of your neck.

 

[Rosco]

RIP Dirty Sanchez

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

you'd miss the bin and look like a fucking tool. with blood spurting out of your neck.

I wear screwdrivers in my neck as my fighting "jewelry".

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Good that he would at least find a bin.

I'm a gentleman like that.

 

[Skullflower]

I wear screwdrivers in my neck as my fighting "jewelry".

you really are a fucking prick.

 

[manwithnoname]

This thread needs some mediation and calm. It needs LTW at his most Jew-Zen Buddhist.

Who else is good at calm? Athens? Jules? WE NEED YOUR HELP.

 

[doctor_mac]

 

[Hyena]

Why do we care? As if messaging someones girl is a reason to punch him, surely the guy should be more concerned that his girlfriend is about as faithful as a hyena.

Well if only to break the tension in this thread, I should mention that although the spotted Hyena is extremely promiscuous, she idoes not give herself away easily. The clitoris of the female hyena is shaped and positioned like a penis, and is capable of erection. The female also possesses no external vaginal opening as the labia are fused to form a pseudo-scrotum. The pseudo-penis is traversed to its tip by a central urogenital canal, through which the female urinates, copulates and gives birth. The base of her glans is covered with penile spines

Because of the female's awkward genitalia, successful mating for hyenas is tricky to pull off, as the male's penis enters and exits the female's reproductive tract through her pseudo-penis. It takes careful positioning for the male to crouch behind her and somehow get his penis to point up and backwards to enter her clitoris. Males need a couple of months of practice to get it right. when the spotten hyena gives birth, her pseduo-penis ruptures and takes weeks to heal (if the mother does not die).

On the plus side, rape is physically impossible for the hyena. The point is, life is a miracle so no need to beat each other up.

 

[StevieM]

Pseudo Scrotum sounds like a great name for a band.

 

[gkmacca]

Because of the female's awkward genitalia, successful mating for hyenas is tricky to pull off

Well there's the problem.