I'm disappointed because he has a fun name to say out loud.
No one else has a name that's as fun to say as "Lallana".
/ secretly wishes François Mitterand was a footballer
I was always hopeful we'd conjure up a "Lalala! Lalalana!" chant to the tune of the 'Banana Splits'
Sadly, as so often with Adam Lallana, I was left disappointed.