Banana Mop Chopped

[6TimesaRed]

 

[Fabio]

That was done before the West ham game wasn't it? Pretty sure he didn't have a top knot for that

 

[Markeh]

What is this, a hair unveiling video in his back garden?

I don't like his hair

 

[Oliver Twist]

What actually is wrong with people? First of all Lallana for that video, and then 73,000 people for liking it.

I like Lallana but that vid is terrible.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Armageddon is approaching.

 

[Skullflower]

Bananageddon

 

[dantes]

Is he coming out or something? I don't get it.

 

[manwithnoname]

Lallana has cut his hair and the internet just can't handle it!

One user, spunkbag69 said: "He posted a video of his hair being cut off - just let that sink in"

Another, known as TheMemeQueen, added: "What even IS this? Looooool" before hopefully dying in a fire.

 

[Esoteric]

Looks like he's wearing a cycling helmet made of hair.

 

[Oncy]

Bananageddon

Bananagans

 

[Judge Jules]

Armageddon is approaching.

Now that I've heard that from an Israeli, Armageddon pretty worried about it.

 

[keniget]

Dear god. And the music...

 

[Modo]

Hope Klopp cuts him from the team.

 

[The Slugmonster]

Fuck the hair, has to show up with intent for the next few months!! We all know he's capable. Champs league, pushing on in the league and for him a world cup year. He could wear a wig doing all that for all I care as long as he delivers.

 

[gkmacca]

Armageddon a proper haircut.

 

[Peatcheo]

I hope he is the opposite of Samson, because he was absolutely crap when he had long hair.

 

[manwithnoname]

Hope Klopp cuts him from the team.

Write a song about him!

Your Henderson magnum opus has been so successful, and increased your standing and popularity no end.

Maybe to the tune of the Banana Splits, since cartoons seem to be your preferred oeuvre.

 

[Judge Jules]

Armageddon a proper haircut.

Quiffer. (Coiffure?)

 

[manwithnoname]

Quiffer. (Coiffure?)

Nice.