Aspas ruptures his...

[James]

rectum. Ass-pas indeed.
Five weeks out.

 

[cloggypop]

James Pearce ‏@JamesPearceEcho33m
Just to confirm Aspas has torn his thigh muscle NOT ruptured his rectum. Will be out until late Nov/early Dec

 

[Skullflower]

anyone arsed?

 

[Hyena]

That was awkward

 

[Judge Jules]

Bummer.

 

[James]

James Pearce ‏@JamesPearceEcho33m
Just to confirm Aspas has torn his thigh muscle NOT ruptured his rectum. Will be out until late Nov/early Dec

Great. Thanks for ruining my hilarious Ass-Pas joke.

 

[juniormember]

He might get offended but he needs to play in the reserves to prove himself.

 

[cloggypop]

Great. Thanks for ruining my hilarious Ass-Pas joke.

No need to get bummed about it

 

[Skullflower]

anyone give a shit?

 

[DHSC]

He's bound to be the butt of his teammates' jokes now.

 

[James]

He may have a bit of trouble playing in the hole in the future.

 

[tombrown]

I thought he was meant to rape defenders, not vice versa

 

[viingx]

He's a pain in the ass on the pitch anyway.

 

[localny]

We can't rush to judgement, on the lad, but he has that downing feel to him. We all are passing our fingers, hoping for better. Experience says it won't come.

 

[Whirly]

We can't rush to judgement, on the lad, but he has that downing feel to him. We all are passing our fingers, hoping for better. Experience says it won't come.

Dunno about that, Downing's issue was price and execution, Aspas seems to be a bit naive about his play.

Definitely good enough to be a squad player for us, and we paid a squad price, so no qualms there. If he can come back and make an impact in the league this year, it's a win, otherwise a smart depth signing for us.

Gotta remember for every Coutinho we sign, there are going to be a couple Aspas. As long as they aren't terribad Poulsens, it's fine by me if we actually get what we pay for once in a while.

 

[Molbystwin]

anyone give a shit?

Only the folks who realise we need strength in depth and perhaps shouldn't be judging a player after about 5 games.... yeah... just them.

 

[TSD]

He was torn a new one, wasn't he?

 

[furyoo]

Well, he's certainly left a big hole in the middle of the pitch.