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Another Johhn Terry story

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Reminds me of the bit in "1066 And All That" where it says that, if you kicked a dinosaur on the tail, it wouldn't feel it till the following Thursday.
 
Maybe I'm being biased but I can't see anyone in our squad like that.

Reina probably would have.. Rodgers probably would.. Sakho wouldn't surprise me, Henderson looks like he'd just panic with any sort of female attention, so he'd probably do it to save face. Sturridge probably. Gerrard. Agger.

But apart from that..
 
Maybe I'm being biased but I can't see anyone in our squad like that.

Reina probably would have.. Rodgers probably would.. Sakho wouldn't surprise me, Henderson looks like he'd just panic with any sort of female attention, so he'd probably do it to save face. Sturridge probably. Gerrard. Agger.

But apart from that..

I'm sure Sterling would!
 
Maybe I'm being biased but I can't see anyone in our squad like that.

Reina probably would have.. Rodgers probably would.. Sakho wouldn't surprise me, Henderson looks like he'd just panic with any sort of female attention, so he'd probably do it to save face. Sturridge probably. Gerrard. Agger.

But apart from that..

.... Sterling probably fathered her kid in the first place...
 
It sounds like the plot of a Hollywood romantic comedy. The only thing that is missing is the ending where the guy actually realizes he loves the woman and the kid and and has to give some awful speech or do some desperate deed to convince everyone he's a changed man.
 
It sounds like the plot of a Hollywood romantic comedy. The only thing that is missing is the ending where the guy actually realizes he loves the woman and the kid and and has to give some awful speech or do some desperate deed to convince everyone he's a changed man.

Yeah it's definitely a Freddie Prince Junior film. "She's All That".
 
I wish someone would correct the thread title. 'Johhn' sounds like someone is climaxing as they say his name.

I realised I'd made a mistake immediately, but when I went to edit it there is no option to edit the title. Been keeping my OCD mind awake at night.
 
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