Andy Carroll

[LadyRed]

What a weird picture

 

[PaulGorst]

Agreed, looks a lot less weird in Red though...

 

[LadyRed]

Look at the angle of his leg

 

[Fabio]

didn't realise he was such a goalhanger




i mean he's pitched a tent right in the box

 

[Cerberus]

That is mental looking, almost like a bad break below the knee. Not to mention the boner!

 

[iseered]

looks like he's got a massive hard on as well

 

[Buddha]

That's the first thing I spotted - am I gay too?

 

[Oncy]

He REALLY likes goals.

 

[Fabio]

question... neets, did you notice his bulging masculinity, or was it just his leg you noticed?

 

[Cerberus]

Please say you spotted the lobon anita.

 

[TheBunnyman]

Ha ha ha - freaky in every sense.

 

[gene hughes]

Thanks for bringing this erection to our attention Anita.

 

[Vlads Quiff]

I must admit to being a little surprised at you Anita

regards

 

[Ryan]

His leg is MENTAL. I can't even straighten/lock my fucking knees, Christ know how he gets those going in the opposite direction.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Guess it's something they do in the England dressing room. Milner has a similar left leg in the background.

 

[QUADRASPAZ]

Get on his triangle bollocks.

 

[LadyRed]

I really didn't notice his shorts, I would never have posted it if I had!

 

[themn]

[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=44767.msg1308933#msg1308933 date=1301684811]
I really didn't notice his shorts, I would never have posted it if I had!
[/quote]

*strokes chin quite a bit*

 

[Vlads Quiff]

[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=44767.msg1308933#msg1308933 date=1301684811]
I really didn't notice his shorts, I would never have posted it if I had!
[/quote]

Didn't notice what in his shorts Neets?

regards

 

[monsieurdantes]

Maybe they were showing the game in 3D and that's just a weird composite of two different angles. Which would explain his leg at least

 

[robinhood]

Somebody change her avatar to the tent.

 

[gene hughes]

I wonder if you spiked an opposition team's water with viagra would they be better or worse.

 

[robinhood]

Wouldn't fancy playing Newcastle under those conditions

 

[gene hughes]

Why not?

 

[TheBunnyman]

We'd get fucked, obviously.

 

[themn]

Oh dear, Neets ! xx

 

[Y1]

He is a weird out of the world dude.
But he is OUR weird out of the world dude.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Wonder if he or Torres will break their duck with their new clubs first. Looked absolutely useless today - Atkinson giving him the "You're too tall to get a foul" treatment didn't help.

I know he's been out for a while, but after a few games you're looking for signs of improvement and he was absolutely shit today.

 

[juniormember]

[quote author=studsup link=topic=44767.msg1309427#msg1309427 date=1301760151]
Wonder if he or Torres will break their duck with their new clubs first. Looked absolutely useless today - Atkinson giving him the "You're too tall to get a foul" treatment didn't help.

I know he's been out for a while, but after a few games you're looking for signs of improvement and he was absolutely shit today.
[/quote]

What do you expect with the absolute shite he was surrounded by today?
We didn't have a midfield today. Get the ball, lump it up to poor Carroll.
I felt sorry for the two forwards.
The sooner Gerrard's back the better. And the sooner we recruit some players that can actually play football, the better.

 

[Hansern]

We need pace, wingers and full backs. We cant keep crossing from our own half way line. Its useless.

Poor Andy only had corners to work with regarding his heading ability. It didnt help that the most useless ref in the country had it in for him either.