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And the stupidest article of the year award goes to....

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Everyone knows we need a bit of pace, but this is just dumb.



Liverpool fans go into the new Premier League season with renewed optimism after Kenny Dalglish's return and a summer of big spending.

But for all the expensive purchases, the club has still not addressed one of the fundamental aspects of its underachievement in recent years.

For a long time, the Liverpool team has lacked pace. In particular, the squad is particular short of speed out-wide and up-front.

Now, we can see that King Kenny is a fan of pace players (ignoring Stewart Downing) and we have started playing at a much higher tempo and at a fast pace. Yet it seems that Dirk Kuyt and Andy Carroll are and will continually be constantly picked despite their lack of pace.

The success of Barcelona proves that, to be champions of the world, you need a team full of pace. And our decline over the years has been due to the removal of quicker players like Cisse, Bellamy and Mascherano and the decision to replace them with the likes of Poulsen, Maxi and even Meireles (a very overrated player).

We seem to be willing to pay £35 million for Carroll, yet not willing to pay a similar amount to a by far superior player in Aguero. Also, Mata would be a better alternative on the wing to Kuyt, presuming that Downing will also be on the wing.

Our centre-halves lack pace meaning that we are constantly caught out by quicker, more athletic opposition players, which other Premier League teams recognise they need in those key attacking positions. Our lack of pace without the ball cost us dearly last season.

Therefore, faster centre-backs like Sakho, Kjaer and Richards need to be bought (not all of them, of course) in order to stamp this problem out before the new season starts. Soto and Carra are too old, Wilson inexperienced, Agger permanently on the treatment table and Skrtel... well, Skrtel is just awful in general.
 
Yes, let's replace Carragher with Micah fucking Richards.

What? No mention of Suarez either?

Our lack of pace without the ball cost us dearly last season.

Did he even watch the second half of the season? We played some of the quickest, one touch football in the league.
 
if condense the play and move the ball quickly then pace is almost irrelvent. the article mentions barca, well two of the main three of xavi, inesta and messi are snails.
 
It's from Not606 so I guess it's more of a blog, still shite though. There's a problem with pace yeah but he misses the issue by a fucking mile and addresses it even worse. We miss Cisse and we need to buy Macah Richards to replace Carragher and the 'awful' Skrtel? Get a grip.
 
[quote author=redhorizon link=topic=46225.msg1369738#msg1369738 date=1311591760]
you're joking right? messi a snail?
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two of the three; xavi and inesta
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=46225.msg1369735#msg1369735 date=1311591629]
if condense the play and move the ball quickly then pace is almost irrelvent. the article mentions barca, well two of the main three of xavi, inesta and messi are snails.
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You're right about the point of condensing play and getting players that pas the ball accurately is more important. Players like jan Molby and Xabi Alonso had no pace but delivered some awesome balls in to the box. We have some modicom of pace in GJ and sueraz one could argue
 
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=46225.msg1369742#msg1369742 date=1311591864]
Hmm. The writer recommends buying Kjaer. I reckon KHL wrote that.
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Can't see it personally mate because he also says "Agger is permanently on the treatment table".

KHL would not of mentioned Agger in this way.
 
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[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=46225.msg1369735#msg1369735 date=1311591629]
if condense the play and move the ball quickly then pace is almost irrelvent. the article mentions barca, well two of the main three of xavi, inesta and messi are snails.
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You're right about the point of condensing play and getting players that pas the ball accurately is more important. Players like jan Molby and Xabi Alonso had no pace but delivered some awesome balls in to the box. We have some modicom of pace in GJ and sueraz one could argue
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add perreira or sissokho and we'd be sorted for pace imho. they would allow us to push up the pitch so the lack of pace of the midfielders would become less of an issue.
 
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[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=46225.msg1369742#msg1369742 date=1311591864]
Hmm. The writer recommends buying Kjaer. I reckon KHL wrote that.
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Can't see it personally mate because he also says "Agger is permanently on the treatment table".

KHL would not of mentioned Agger in this way.
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True dat. Good spot.
 
Yeah, that is shite. Just read this cloncker aswell. Not related to us, but holy moly as they say...

The power of Phil

By Alexander Netherton
Sir Alex Ferguson is reportedly interested in signing 15-year-old attacker Jordan Ibe from Wycombe Wanderers, building the foundations of another cycle at Manchester United. That he is looking at a player unlikely to make a full debut for at least another three years suggests he won't be moving on any time soon, but this doesn't stop speculation on his potential successor continuing.

Is Phil Brown the man to replace Sir Alex Ferguson?
Jose Mourinho has the strength of personality to make a clean break from Ferguson. Carlos Queiroz is friends with Jorge Mendes - a must if a club are to make significant purchases. Pep Guardiola plays the most sophisticated football of the modern era, which plays to those under the misapprehension that Manchester United are an attacking side these days.

All three would ordinarily be worthy candidates, and it would not be a surprise if they were given the chance to take over. However, should any of them get the gig, it's a grand mistake. Consistently overlooked, there's a genius who is rarely discussed. If there's someone who deserves another shot at the big time, and particularly at England's biggest club, it's Phil Brown.

Phil Brown is a man with a proven record of success. Well, he's never been relegated. From the Premier League. Most people forget it, but Hull City were in a position to maintain top-flight status when he was put on gardening leave. The club had plenty of winnable games left. Iain Dowie replaced him, and at the time pointed to his track record to justify the appointment. An error, obviously: Dowie had been relegated as a player and manager many, many times. It was his ticket with Alan Shearer that took Newcastle down, saving Hull City, and he inevitably delivered relegation at the KC Stadium. Phil Brown was a man who kept Hull City up on a tight budget in his only complete Premier League season, and was betrayed by his chairman. Taking over Manchester United would surely set the record straight on his abilities as a manager.

A Manchester United manager needs a strong, unique spirit. Jose Mourinho is his own man, but has built that reputation on a basis of consistent, high-level success. An unusual season for Mourinho is one without a trophy. His self-belief is now a by-product of continued achievement. Phil Brown's confidence is such that he doesn't need trinkets and trophies to take firm decisions in a crisis. He's assured of his own greatness regardless of events. This man inspires through motivational osmosis.

Nowadays, a Manchester United manager has to work within the new constraints of Glazernomics, spending big on potential and making the most of bargains. Ferguson has certainly bought the former in the devastating beauty of Fabio and Rafael, and the Sapphic delights of Javier Hernandez. He remains capable of securing the finest young players, but at the other end of the age spectrum, his relatively recent signing of Michael Owen is a disappointment.

Contrast that with Phil Brown. On one of the smallest Premier League budgets, he was capable of delivering a Brazil international, Geovanni. He transformed this player to end years of playmaking inertia as his career stagnated, and transformed him into Geovanni who scored beautiful free-kicks to secure vital points.

With this in mind, imagine how Phil Brown would reignite Michael Owen if just afforded the opportunity chance. When Owen signed for Manchester United, it was Hull City who were the other club in for him. Phil Brown, Alex Ferguson, both after Michael Owen: forgive the cliche, but great minds think alike.



PA Photos
Phil Brown displays his thoughtful side
The mind hasn't waned. Watching Phil Brown a fortnight ago, training with his Preston side, it was impossible not to think about what the public have been missing. He was taking part in a gruelling regime with the army with his Preston North End squad. Jock Wallace's practice of watching pre-season with a demented, cruel glare is not for him. Phil Brown mucks in - he's happiest when he's with the players, one of the team.

Contrast this with Jose Mourinho's excommunication of Arjen Robben when he suffered a run of injuries. Furthermore, Ferguson can command respect using his years of success, and Guardiola can simply point to two Champions Leagues, but they still maintain a Curzon Line between player and manager. Phil Brown is a different specimen, a risk-taking maverick willing to sublimate his ego in the quest for team spirit.

If you don't believe in his inspirational powers, consider his last attempt to raise the morale of his players in their final season in the Premier League. Taking a stroll around Hull city, the story goes that the squad came across a woman ready to commit suicide on the Humber Bridge. It's claimed that Phil Brown talked her back to safety, using his noted spiritual insight and persuasion. If Barcelona are so clear of any other side in terms of both team spirit and technical ability, it must be that only Phil Brown's mind games can deliver a similar mentality, the only man capable of getting within touching distance of the Catalan side.

Phil Brown: at Hull City, betrayed by those closest to him, and a man who performed Lazarus-like resurrection upon Geovanni. He delivered success on such a tight budget - to which the only comparable achievement is the Feeding Of The 5,000. It's not for me to say that Phil Brown is the reincarnation of Christ - I'll leave the decision with you - but there's plainly no other choice when it comes to replacing the other Big Man Upstairs.
 
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=46225.msg1369742#msg1369742 date=1311591864]
Hmm. The writer recommends buying Kjaer. I reckon KHL wrote that.
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Yeah Kjaer, who really is slow.
 
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=46225.msg1369777#msg1369777 date=1311595768]
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=46225.msg1369742#msg1369742 date=1311591864]
Hmm. The writer recommends buying Kjaer. I reckon KHL wrote that.
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Yeah Kjaer, who really is slow.
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Pace is not the reason why I've ever suggested Kjær.

Thinking about it I actually believe Skrtel is pacier than him.
 
[quote author=KHL link=topic=46225.msg1369802#msg1369802 date=1311597989]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=46225.msg1369777#msg1369777 date=1311595768]
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=46225.msg1369742#msg1369742 date=1311591864]
Hmm. The writer recommends buying Kjaer. I reckon KHL wrote that.
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Yeah Kjaer, who really is slow.
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Pace is not the reason why I've ever suggested Kjær.
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I know mate, I meant because the article bangs on about pace and then offers Kjaer as a solution.
 
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[quote author=KHL link=topic=46225.msg1369802#msg1369802 date=1311597989]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=46225.msg1369777#msg1369777 date=1311595768]
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=46225.msg1369742#msg1369742 date=1311591864]
Hmm. The writer recommends buying Kjaer. I reckon KHL wrote that.
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Yeah Kjaer, who really is slow.
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Pace is not the reason why I've ever suggested Kjær.
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I know mate, I meant because the article bangs on about pace and then offers Kjaer as a solution.
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It's a pretty poor article indeed.
 
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