It's fucking sickening to think about Oncy, it's making me so angry. We've done this before as well, it's this wierd hope based strategy. Gee, I hope these players we bring in are as good as we think they are, let's go all in with this motherfucker, even with Gerrard having a significant injury.
Lots of players like Charlie Adam can't make the step up and their amazing production in a previous team is down to how they functioned in those teams (Lampard at Chelsea for instance for many years), but we'd better hope he does as is the only person we bought who has at any point actually scored goals with any frequency. Young buys like jordan henderson often show promise and fail, but I'm not sure he's been played correctly. He isn't an attacking midfielder or winger, or when he is, he's a fucking horribly shit one, And Lucas. Oh, Lucas, we're all sick of talking about you, and you make us angry, then we see you play and you just don't do as much wrong as how much we hate you. But the problem is what the fuck is the point of having a player like Lucas, if you aren't freeing up some fucking sexy, quasi-greasy vowel-having asshole AM who is clever, has technique, and can fuck teams up. For 100 million pounds, we should have bought that player. Given that we didn't, we could have used the two that we have that are good, especially the one who was instrumental to our success last season, but instead we decided to fuck him off for no apparent reason.
It's like we're making a recipe for a cake, and it goes from shit to tasting quite good but needing a little something so we decided to remove all the eggs, make it gluten free and put a big cunt with a pony tail on top of it.
AHHHHHHH