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as records have shown, we are indeed a 2-man team 😉
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36131.msg953272#msg953272 date=1254193367]
Torres has only one way of scoring goals though.
Receive the ball, shimmy to the side, and put it in the corner.
Get a new trick ffs.
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Not sure whether Ryan is posting with tongue firmly in his cheek. A Manc supporter said exactly the same thing to me on Saturday and I analyzed Torres' last 5 goals (well that is as far my memory goes!). 1 header, 2 going down the left, powering or beating the defender and scored, one with left foot and one with left foot. 2 down the right-ish centre, beating a goalie and a few defenders scoring one with left leg and another with right leg. Yeah, he does not have long range shots like Stevie. Go score from outside the box Torres. 😉 And maybe a few simple tap ins.
Torres has only one way of scoring goals though.
Receive the ball, shimmy to the side, and put it in the corner.
Get a new trick ffs.
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Not sure whether Ryan is posting with tongue firmly in his cheek. A Manc supporter said exactly the same thing to me on Saturday and I analyzed Torres' last 5 goals (well that is as far my memory goes!). 1 header, 2 going down the left, powering or beating the defender and scored, one with left foot and one with left foot. 2 down the right-ish centre, beating a goalie and a few defenders scoring one with left leg and another with right leg. Yeah, he does not have long range shots like Stevie. Go score from outside the box Torres. 😉 And maybe a few simple tap ins.
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36131.msg953272#msg953272 date=1254193367]
Torres has only one way of scoring goals though.
Receive the ball, shimmy to the side, and put it in the corner.
Get a new trick ffs.
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TBH, as long as he puts it in the net at the rate he is right now, I really don't care if he receives the ball, does the Riverdance and only scores with the left side of his head.
Torres has only one way of scoring goals though.
Receive the ball, shimmy to the side, and put it in the corner.
Get a new trick ffs.
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TBH, as long as he puts it in the net at the rate he is right now, I really don't care if he receives the ball, does the Riverdance and only scores with the left side of his head.
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=36131.msg953286#msg953286 date=1254200843]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36131.msg953272#msg953272 date=1254193367]
Torres has only one way of scoring goals though.
Receive the ball, shimmy to the side, and put it in the corner.
Get a new trick ffs.
[/quote]
Not sure whether Ryan is posting with tongue firmly in his cheek. A Manc supporter said exactly the same thing to me on Saturday and I analyzed Torres' last 5 goals (well that is as far my memory goes!). 1 header, 2 going down the left, powering or beating the defender and scored, one with left foot and one with left foot. 2 down the right-ish centre, beating a goalie and a few defenders scoring one with left leg and another with right leg. Yeah, he does not have long range shots like Stevie. Go score from outside the box Torres. 😉 And maybe a few simple tap ins.
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Refer him to Van Horseface.
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36131.msg953272#msg953272 date=1254193367]
Torres has only one way of scoring goals though.
Receive the ball, shimmy to the side, and put it in the corner.
Get a new trick ffs.
[/quote]
Not sure whether Ryan is posting with tongue firmly in his cheek. A Manc supporter said exactly the same thing to me on Saturday and I analyzed Torres' last 5 goals (well that is as far my memory goes!). 1 header, 2 going down the left, powering or beating the defender and scored, one with left foot and one with left foot. 2 down the right-ish centre, beating a goalie and a few defenders scoring one with left leg and another with right leg. Yeah, he does not have long range shots like Stevie. Go score from outside the box Torres. 😉 And maybe a few simple tap ins.
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Refer him to Van Horseface.
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=36131.msg953286#msg953286 date=1254200843]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36131.msg953272#msg953272 date=1254193367]
Torres has only one way of scoring goals though.
Receive the ball, shimmy to the side, and put it in the corner.
Get a new trick ffs.
[/quote]
Not sure whether Ryan is posting with tongue firmly in his cheek. A Manc supporter said exactly the same thing to me on Saturday and I analyzed Torres' last 5 goals (well that is as far my memory goes!). 1 header, 2 going down the left, powering or beating the defender and scored, one with left foot and one with left foot. 2 down the right-ish centre, beating a goalie and a few defenders scoring one with left leg and another with right leg. Yeah, he does not have long range shots like Stevie. Go score from outside the box Torres. 😉 And maybe a few simple tap ins.
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He's scored thunderbolts against Sunderland and Boro (x2)
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36131.msg953272#msg953272 date=1254193367]
Torres has only one way of scoring goals though.
Receive the ball, shimmy to the side, and put it in the corner.
Get a new trick ffs.
[/quote]
Not sure whether Ryan is posting with tongue firmly in his cheek. A Manc supporter said exactly the same thing to me on Saturday and I analyzed Torres' last 5 goals (well that is as far my memory goes!). 1 header, 2 going down the left, powering or beating the defender and scored, one with left foot and one with left foot. 2 down the right-ish centre, beating a goalie and a few defenders scoring one with left leg and another with right leg. Yeah, he does not have long range shots like Stevie. Go score from outside the box Torres. 😉 And maybe a few simple tap ins.
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He's scored thunderbolts against Sunderland and Boro (x2)
all torres does is score goals and offer fuck all else*
apart from his five assists (so far) which must have happened using the power of his mind
apart from his five assists (so far) which must have happened using the power of his mind
That stat makes me happy. Very happy.
Long range. short range, tap ins, dribbles, power, sidefoot, left foot, right foot, head, Kenny style chips.
Who else could (consistently) score in so many ways?
Who else could (consistently) score in so many ways?
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36131.msg953272#msg953272 date=1254193367]
Torres has only one way of scoring goals though.
Receive the ball, shimmy to the side, and put it in the corner.
Get a new trick ffs.
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I assume you're taking the piss. One of Torres's great strengths is scoring all kinds of goals.
Torres has only one way of scoring goals though.
Receive the ball, shimmy to the side, and put it in the corner.
Get a new trick ffs.
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I assume you're taking the piss. One of Torres's great strengths is scoring all kinds of goals.
[quote author=franklyfrank link=topic=36131.msg953599#msg953599 date=1254238217]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36131.msg953272#msg953272 date=1254193367]
Torres has only one way of scoring goals though.
Receive the ball, shimmy to the side, and put it in the corner.
Get a new trick ffs.
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I assume you're taking the piss. One of Torres's great strengths is scoring all kinds of goals.
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The only type of goal he rarely scores is an ugly one.
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=36131.msg953272#msg953272 date=1254193367]
Torres has only one way of scoring goals though.
Receive the ball, shimmy to the side, and put it in the corner.
Get a new trick ffs.
[/quote]
I assume you're taking the piss. One of Torres's great strengths is scoring all kinds of goals.
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The only type of goal he rarely scores is an ugly one.
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