All time ugly 11

[Athens]

Higuita
Beardsly
Ribery
Lomas
Gazza
Ronaldinho
Rooney
Tevez
Dowie
G. Neville
Valderrama

I was going to put Rooney in twice, for before and after his hair transplant. Fell free to add/amend as necessary!

 

[Cerberus]

Luke Chadwicke has to be in there.

 

[The Duck]

 

[The Duck]

here's your keeper....

 

[Shadey]

 

[iseered]

 

[themn]

*looks at Ian Dowie*

*looks at The Dirkilizer*

*looks at Goonies mong*

OH, FFS, PEOPLE !!

CAN WE STOP SLAGGING THE DIKILIZER WHEN IAN "TOTAL UGLIEST GOONIE-LOOKING CUNT" DOWIE EXISTS !

JESUS !

 

[Fabio]

TBF i had to look twice at dowie before realising it wasn't dirk

 

[themn]

[quote author=Fabio link=topic=46346.msg1375104#msg1375104 date=1312563506]
TBF i had to look twice at dowie before realising it wasn't dirk
[/quote]

Yeah ?

How about you SUCK MY NUTS !!

 

[Judge Jules]

Southgate's got to be in the running for this team, surely.

 

[iseered]

[quote author=themn link=topic=46346.msg1375103#msg1375103 date=1312563418]
*looks at Ian Dowie*

*looks at The Dirkilizer*

*looks at Goonies mong*

OH, FFS, PEOPLE !!

CAN WE STOP SLAGGING THE DIKILIZER WHEN IAN "TOTAL UGLIEST GOONIE-LOOKING CUNT" DOWIE EXISTS !

JESUS !
[/quote]
maybe he could come on as a sub?

 

[Athens]

In all seriousness, imagine having a team with Beardsley, Ribery, Ronaldinho, Rooney and Tevez. It would literally scare the shit out of any defence.