Alan Pardew Is A Twat (Part 57)

[doctor_mac]

Alan Paydue is laughing into his 8 year deal reading this thread. Laughing so much he can't be bothered getting points any more this season.

Isn't it the case that Newcastle can sack him and only pay him year of that?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Isn't it the case that Newcastle can sack him and only pay him year of that?

Yep

 

[Silver Sean]

Can I just say that I couldn't give a Fuck about pardew or Newcastle or the bickering on here. But the red dwarf Exchange made me laugh out loud. Thanks lads.

 

[Dreambeliever]

It is pretty embarrassing the attention Pardew gets on this forum. After all, there are probably plenty of other managers and coaches in the league who are utter fuckheads, but we are cultivating a frankly sad focus on Pardew's legendary twatness. Get a life lads.

+1

 

[Ryan]

I definitely think there's room for one more "the attention Pardew gets on this forum" gag in this thread.

 

[juniormember]

A white hole, in general relativity, is a hypothetical region of spacetime which cannot be entered from the outside, but from which matter and light have the ability to escape. In this sense, it is the reverse of a black hole, which can be entered from the outside, but from which nothing, including light, has the ability to escape. White holes appear in the theory of eternal black holes. In addition to a black hole region in the future, such a solution of the Einstein field equations has a white hole region in its past.[1] However, this region does not exist for black holes that have formed through gravitational collapse, nor are there any known physical processes through which a white hole could be formed.
Like black holes, white holes have properties like mass, charge, and angular momentum. They attract matter like any other mass, but objects falling towards a white hole would never actually reach the white hole's event horizon (though in the case of the maximally extended Schwarzschild solution, discussed below, the white hole event horizon in the past becomes a black hole event horizon in the future, so any object falling towards it will eventually reach the black hole horizon).
In quantum mechanics, the black hole emits Hawking radiation, and so can come to thermal equilibrium with a gas of radiation. Since a thermal equilibrium state is time reversal invariant,Stephen Hawking argued that the time reverse of a black hole in thermal equilibrium is again a black hole in thermal equilibrium.[2] This implies that black holes and white holes are the same object[how?]. The Hawking radiation from an ordinary black hole is then identified with the white hole emission. Hawking's semi-classical argument is reproduced in a quantum mechanicalAdS/CFT treatment,[3] where a black hole in anti-de Sitter space is described by a thermal gas in a gauge theory, whose time reversal is the same as itself.

 

[themn]

+1

HAHAHAHAHA !

 

[rampage]

This of course is just the French players, leaving the likes of Tim Krul, Vurnon Anita and Papiss Demba Cisse out of this particular equation.
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Senegalese speak French though.

 

[RMA]

Hahaha!

Samuel AmeobiVerified‏@Sammy_Ameobi​

Need to brush up on my French because this is just getting ridiculous lol