Xabi Alonso

[MomoWASright]

Fucking jinx

 

[Mojo]

They equalised from the last play of the game.

 

[King Binny]

17 goals after the 89th minute in all competitions after today's late equalizer.


View: https://twitter.com/PurelyFootball/status/1784288687330562419

 

[rurikbird]

Fucking hell, how does he do it?

 

[binomial]

Fucking jinx

Get in!!

 

[Markeh]

Fucking hell, how does he do it?

klopp gave him the monkey paw

 

[MomoWASright]

Get in!!

I hope he get a lethal dose of the clap

 

[The Nomad]

klopp gave him the monkey paw

Didn't give it back though did he?

 

[StevieM]

Fucking hell, how does he do it?

You know the child who’s birth he fell out with Rafa over… sacrifices to a Dark Lord more powerful than even Dreamie could imagine were made!!!

 

[binomial]

Home to Roma is the task...

 

[gene hughes]

This is annoying.

 

[Woland]

Wait, rangers?

 

[The Nomad]

Wait, rangers?

Must be an all competitions thing.

 

[localny]

Unfortunately Stefan also lost a duel, and now he's out for a while..

 

[moron]

Lets be honest - we are all looking forward to them losing their first game, f*ck Xabi

 

[Fabio]

I have no idea why it's "fuck xabi"

 

[Frogfish]

I have no idea why it's "fuck xabi"

Me neither. I hope he wins the EL and goes unbeaten. Have Bayern ever gone a season unbeaten? It’d be nice to get that record over them.

 

[MomoWASright]

I have no idea why it's "fuck xabi"

Spurned lover. He had his chance and rejected us.

 

[Frogfish]

Spurned lover. He had his chance and rejected us.

Some are acting like entitled twats though. I think he made the wrong decision but more likely it was a family decision. No bitterness here.

 

[The Nomad]

Me neither. I hope he wins the EL and goes unbeaten. Have Bayern ever gone a season unbeaten? It’d be nice to get that record over them.

No top team has gone through a perfect season of going unbeaten and winning every competition they entered.

Bayer are on the brink of history.

 

[reuque]

I have no idea why it's "fuck xabi"

I was invested in the narrative that he'd be our saviour post-Klopp, but with how things are going I do wish he's roughed up a bit results-wise just to see some character building for when/if he manages us.

 

[rubans]

I don't see Xabi ever managing us.
Xabi is sensible and calculated, he isn't driven by emotion or sentimentality. He is antithesis of Klopp, doesn't mean it's a bad thing but I just don't think he will take us on unless desperate. Bayern and RM are for him ahead of us.

 

[Frogfish]

I don't see Xabi ever managing us.
Xabi is sensible and calculated, he isn't driven by emotion or sentimentality. He is antithesis of Klopp, doesn't mean it's a bad thing but I just don't think he will take us on unless desperate. Bayern and RM are for him ahead of

I just don’t see him at BM after BL. RM next stop for the Xabi train.

 

[MomoWASright]

I just don’t see him at BM after BL. RM next stop for the Xabi train.

Yep. He’s waiting 12 months for Ancelloti to leave then sweep in.

 

[rubans]

Then Bayern after that, then probably Spanish National coach or Man City.
But expect Xabi to declare his undying lover and kiss badges in mean time. Torres Managing is more likely than Xabi I reckon.

 

[binomial]

Then Bayern after that, then probably Spanish National coach or Man City.

Could you pass over that crystal ball of yours once you've done with it please? I'd like to get my hands on it so I can catapult it against a brick wall

 

[rubans]

Could you pass over that crystal ball of yours once you've done with it please? I'd like to get my hands on it so I can catapult it against a brick wall

If you agree to stop predicting 5-0 before critical games then you are welcome to have it.

 

[binomial]

If you agree to stop predicting 5-0 before critical games then you are welcome to have it.

Fucking oi!! I haven't done that in months and months. Others have taken over from me.

 

[moron]

Some are acting like entitled twats though. I think he made the wrong decision but more likely it was a family decision. No bitterness here.

Some of us dont handle rejection very well

 

[Fabio]

Spurned lover. He had his chance and rejected us.

He's too hot for us. We'd be punching and we're a solid 8