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Benteke - BOOOOOO the puns

Discussion in 'The Vault' started by mxtravs, May 23, 2015.

  1. rurikbird

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    There were about 7 left-footed goals among this lot. Pretty good balance, although when given a choice he goes with his right, of course.
     
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    By the way about crosses – about half of those goals he scored with his head were diving headers to low angled crosses, where could have possibly used a foot as well (it would have been harder to score this way, but that's not the point). So there were only 4-5 "true" headers where he outjumped a defender and headed it in. To me that shows how inefficient those high floating crosses are as an attacking weapon if even a striker like Benteke doesn't score more than 2-3 of those types of goals per season.
     
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    Reminds me of this cracking post - http://sixcrazyminutes.com/index.php?threads/benteke-boooooo-the-puns.67163/page-18#post-1302580
     
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    He only scores from crosses according to Jono. Andy Carroll Mark II, etc.
     
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    Thread vaulted.. Bentaken in by it..
     
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    Not sure terrible puns should be celebrated. We have them every thread anyway. Same with disagreements.

    Nice one for putting the other thread where it belongs though. That is a true classic, full of insanity and offering fights over the internet, including rimming threats.
     
  10. manwithnoname

    manwithnoname Bravo old man. Bravo. Banned

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    I've just re-read that thread. It's first class.
     
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    It's got everything.
     

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