YES WOLAND

[Brizzle]

 

[Leo]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Judge Jules]

Yep. The curse of turning LFC down strikes again.

 

[Fabio]

Woland smashing it as usual

He's wasted on us. We should count our lucky fucking stars

 

[Fabio]

Some replies are boss

"Please tell somebody thundercock shaqiri was born in kosovo not in albania.And hearing that from a n*gga that hasnt more than 30years in europe continent makes me laugh"

 

[Fabio]

"You always hate on stoke you prick!"

@Woland, do you frequently post about Stoke?

 

[Fabio]

"Jealousy will get you nowhere, should be called massive knobhead not thundercock"

"This cunt saying albania is a shithole even though hes from africa..."

 

[Fabio]

FUCK STOKE

 

[FoxForceFive]

They're some witty replies right there.

Not exactly proving any misconceptions about residents of Stoke.

 

[Fabio]

They're some witty replies right there.

Not exactly proving any misconceptions about residents of Stoke.

The fact they follow the football Bible and reply on posts, I'm impressed they can form sentences

 

[tony]

"Jealousy will get you nowhere, should be called massive knobhead not thundercock"

"This cunt saying albania is a shithole even though hes from africa..."

Hahahaha - that's a beaut

 

[ILD]

Woland smashing it as usual

He's wasted on us. We should count our lucky fucking stars

Woland is an internet sensation. OUR internet sensation.

 

[jon545660]

Have the feds got him or a vigilante mob from Stoke?

"Account suspended"

 

[737Max]

Gutted. I still miss his Ayatollah Mung tweets. Now those were funny from Woland

 

[Woland]

a) it's not even that funny
b) it was something a mate mentioned so I didn't even make it up
c) I'm kinda freaked out by all the pissed off kosovons

 

[Fabio]

a) it's not even that funny
b) it was something a mate mentioned so I didn't even make it up
c) I'm kinda freaked out by all the pissed off kosovons

A) it's not course or particularly weird, so it's very mainstream humour
B) fucking bad thief you
C) fuck em

 

[cloggypop]

Woland has his own thread on RAWK

 

[Judge Jules]

Turns out the meff with the quiff has a suspension still unserved from an Italian Cup game and will have to serve it on Saturday under some sort of reciprocal arrangement.

Oh dear how sad never mind.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Woland has his own thread on RAWK

They can't have him. He's ours.

*prepares the cellar & readies the shackles*

 

[cloggypop]

They can't have him. He's ours.

*prepares the cellar & readies the shackles*

Yeah. We know what he likes.

 

[Athens]

If Woland demands a finger up the bum in order to be persuaded to stay, who's going to do it?

 

[FoxForceFive]

If Woland demands a finger up the bum in order to be persuaded to stay, who's going to do it?

Nice of you to volunteer mate. Cheers.

 

[Woland]

Go tell them they banned me years ago for saying George Sephton's a bore.

 

[Athens]

Nice of you to volunteer mate. Cheers.

I've got long, slender fingers, they're probably not his type.

 

[cloggypop]

Ginger finger.

 

[737Max]

Woland has his own thread on RAWK

I'm surprised they didn't lock the thread or ask for a source the quiffers.

 

[Portly]

Go tell them they banned me years ago for saying George Sephton's a bore.

He plays crap records
He doesn't announce the other scores properly
He always claims Operation Anfield Exercise was a success

 

[Lippy]

He plays crap records
He doesn't announce the other scores properly
He always claims Operation Anfield Exercise was a success

He's been lost for words since the Pilgrim shut down

 

[Piedro]

He once announced my birthday on the tannoy at half time. I was about 13.

Leave the guy alone

 

[Athens]

He once announced my birthday on the tannoy at half time. I was about 13.

Leave the guy alone

He obviously didn't do a very good job, otherwise you would have remembered exactly how old you were.