Worst goal celebration

[Silver Sean]

I've never understood why Cisse (Lord of the Manor or Frodsham variety) celebrates by doing all those back flips after he'd broken his leg so badly twice. Looks shit too.
Our own Daniel's dance is just tragic.
The finger to the lips thing is wank too. Although it's worse at home. What are they trying to prove?
Ballotelli doing nothing is also quite irritating. But then Rafa never celebrating a goal could also grate a bit.

 

[Rosco]

Shearers arm raise

 

[Fabio]

Robbie Keane

 

[Fabio]

Its like if I did a fucking roll and cartwheel

 

[Hansern]

Whatever celebration Rooney attempts.

 

[6TimesaRed]

Suarez Celebrations were ace..

The dive in front of David Moyes was class..

Stevie G.. pulled a few decent one too..

Riisse knee slides

Best.. Luis Garcia sucking his thumb..

The amount of kids I seen copying that celebration back in the day was unbelievable... Ace to see too..

This Heart thing celebration that Bale started can get to fuck though..

 

[Athens]

Remember when two united players, I think it was giggs and Lee sharpe, done some shit routine after a goal. I can't even bring myself to describe it, it was that cringe worthy.

 

[hmmmmm1]

roger milla 1990 wtf

 

[Markeh]

Remember when two united players, I think it was giggs and Lee sharpe, done some shit routine after a goal. I can't even bring myself to describe it, it was that cringe worthy.

Lee Sharpe. The start of the macarena followed by a hip thrust? I hated that, even when I was 11 or whatever I knew it was embarrassing

 

[Athens]

Lee Sharpe. The start of the macarena followed by a hip thrust? I hated that, even when I was 11 or whatever I knew it was embarrassing

The one I remembered involved some sort of "give me 10" followed by them backing away from one another while wiggling their fingers...

 

[Silver Sean]

This.

 

[Markeh]

about 1:40 into this is the one that stands out for me



he does it again right after

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Whatever celebration Rooney attempts.

I thought the boxing knockout celebration, after the clip of him being KO'd at home went viral, was pretty funny.

 

[gkmacca]

Shearers arm raise

Worse than that: the one occasion when the sad twat tried something that, in his little mind, seemed more 'flash' - the archer routine.

 

[737Max]

The worst one was the gay Giggs Ince holding hands one

This one

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

The heart with the hands celebration is the worst thing in all of football.

I really enjoyed Torres knee slide to sit celebration.

Always liked the simplicity of Ronaldo's celebrations as well.

 

[Athens]

The worst one was the gay Giggs Ince holding hands one

This one

I think that was the abomination I was thinking of.

 

[737Max]

I think that was the abomination I was thinking of.

It's awful isn't it Athens?

Cringeworthy doesn't even put it close

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

The heart with the hands celebration is the worst thing in all of football.

A million times, this.

 

[irishred]

When they turn round and point with their thumbs to the name on their shirt.

 

[gkmacca]

Naff though it was, the Shearer celebration certainly influenced plenty of others:

 

[Athens]

It's awful isn't it Athens?

Cringeworthy doesn't even put it close

What makes it worse is it isn't even spontaneous, they've obviously worked on it and that's the best they could come up with!

 

[Ryan]

We've been through this before, and the answer is always the same.

Thierry Henry and his forced 'cool'.

Grade A whopper right there.

 

[tony]

Well the best one for me was Bellers in the Nou camp - wonder what the Barca players made of that

 

[StevieM]

Tim Cahill boxing the corner flag.

Peter Crouch's robo-dance.

 

[Silver Sean]

That muppet who played for Fulham for about 5 minutes that carried the Zorro mask down his shin pad.
Berk.

 

[gkmacca]

This has everything: group involvement, collective smackability, gross stupidity and a perfect response.

 

[cloggypop]

I blame Soccer AM.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Always hated the no celebration celebration.

Always loved fat Ronaldo's finger wagging. I always use that.

Torres 5 finger salute was pretty fucking epic back in the day too

 

[Oliver Twist]

Anything that is obviously planned and practiced genuinely makes me wince.

Do these guys think it looks good? It looks stupid every time.

Except that Finnish team. Their's were quite funny.