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Poll Who's the sexiest?

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Who is sexy enough to be our new manager?

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Wild Card. So he's never managed before, but he's one of the finest technical footballers ever. And who wouldnt respect him?
1.Zidane.

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Up and Comer. Bit of premier league experience and favours attacking expansive football. (and the Jumper is perfect)
2.Di Matteo

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The Rafa Clone. This man has basically had the same career as Rafa at the same age but without the trophies. Wears the fuck out that suit though.
3.Flores

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The next big thing. Look at these manerisms, He has the technical area aspect to a fine art.
4.Emery

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The flair fan. Loves to attack, loves to dress smooooth.
5.Jiminez

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The Man Crush. No reason other than hes A)One of the best players in the world who we could get a couple of seasons out of B)Sexy
6.Totti

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The Legend. There'd be some damp keks on merseyside if we got this legend of the game.
7.Maldini

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The Errr He's not very sexy. Darling of the offensive fans, loves to attack in numbers and with PACE.
8.Marcelo Bielsa

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The Kaiser. An Anfield great who understands the game inside out.
9.Hamann

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I think you'll agree they are all fine choices but only one is sexy enough to be our next manager and the sexy three point winning bastard who is gonna prowl our technical area and make hand gestures and fill an immaculately pressed pair of slacks and wear a grey v-neck like an armani model.
So you decide.
 
I'd go for Coyle, though he's a bit of a trackie lover.

Out of them, Di Matteo cos i always confused him with Dominic who played for us an i thought it was a right beast but Ged never rated him which was gutting like.
 
Owen Coyle can suck my bag. He wears sweatshirts for fucksakes SWEATSHIRTS!!

Only a cunt would ever wear a sweatshirt.
 
[quote author=peekay link=topic=42977.msg1225685#msg1225685 date=1290997208]
You missed out on Mr. Villas Boas

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Looks a bit too much like Murray from flight of the conchords. I've got my eye on Zidane. He's like a sexy foootballing version of Billy Zane.
 
Hiddink,capello,spit,flores.

That's my shortlist.

A distinct lack of sexiness in there but they've got some win in 'em
 
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42977.msg1225737#msg1225737 date=1291018372]
Hiddink,capello,spit,flores.

That's my shortlist.

A distinct lack of sexiness in there but they've got some win in 'em
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Amended for you, I wouldn't mind giving Villas Boas he's doing very good things at Porto.
 
Yeah Villas Boas is a good shout.

We lost a ginger beard when Xabi went, so maybe if we gain another things will be alright again.
 
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[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42977.msg1225737#msg1225737 date=1291018372]
Hiddink,capello,spit,flores.

That's my shortlist.

A distinct lack of sexiness in there but they've got some win in 'em
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Amended for you, I wouldn't mind giving Villas Boas he's doing very good things at Porto.
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Ah, but giving him what? Dirty boy!
 
I think we should wait till the end of the season, then appoint Deschamps. He's not sexy, but he's a good manager: young, hungry, won the league last season and top again now.

Zidane would be an intriguing choice, but if he does want to become a manager, I think he'll start in either France, Spain or Italy.
 
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[quote author=Redshrek link=topic=42977.msg1225783#msg1225783 date=1291022954]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=42977.msg1225737#msg1225737 date=1291018372]
Hiddink,capello,spit,flores.

That's my shortlist.

A distinct lack of sexiness in there but they've got some win in 'em
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Amended for you, I wouldn't mind giving Villas Boas a chance he's doing very good things at Porto.
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Ah, but giving him what? Dirty boy!
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I mean a chance... Shit his sexiness is pulling me in.
 
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=42977.msg1225679#msg1225679 date=1290996768]
Owen Coyle can suck my bag. He wears sweatshirts for fucksakes SWEATSHIRTS!!

Only a cunt would ever wear a sweatshirt.
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The green sweatshirt was a compulsory item in Brian Clough's touchline attire.
 
It's a tough choice cos Maldini is sexy no doubt, but I went with Zizou cos well it's Zizou
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=42977.msg1226109#msg1226109 date=1291051575]
Are these suggestions supposed to be funny?
[/quote]No. SEXY! Not funny.
Who did you pick mardy arse? *tickles Brendans chin*
 
[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=42977.msg1226092#msg1226092 date=1291049082]
MALDINI! OBV
[/quote]I picked Maldini. His dad is Cesere maldini, hes played under some of the best coaches of all time and everybody respects him. Hes a fuckinv cert to succeed the sexy big bastard.
 
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[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=42977.msg1226092#msg1226092 date=1291049082]
MALDINI! OBV
[/quote]I picked Maldini. His dad is Cesere maldini, hes played under some of the best coaches of all time and everybody respects him. Hes a fuckinv cert to succeed the sexy big bastard.
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Yep, Maldini is just one of those bastards who is naturally great at everything, I bet.
 
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