PC: "Excuse me Sir, would you mind stepping out of the car a minute"
*steps out, bricking it*
Me: "Hello mate, what's the problem"
PC: "Why do you think I've pulled you over?"
Me: "Errr . . . well I'd imagine I might've been going a little fast"
PC: "And how fast do you think you were going Sir?"
Me: "Erm, well I don't know, I wasn't paying too much attention to be honest Officer"
PC: "Right, well 110mph along the bypass is far too fast, isn't it?"
Me: "Oh shit, yes it is, way too fast - sorry"
PC: "You're lucky you had too much distance on me, otherwise that'd be an instant ban . . ."
Me (external): "Grovel grovel grovel"
Me (internal):
*steps out, bricking it*
Me: "Hello mate, what's the problem"
PC: "Why do you think I've pulled you over?"
Me: "Errr . . . well I'd imagine I might've been going a little fast"
PC: "And how fast do you think you were going Sir?"
Me: "Erm, well I don't know, I wasn't paying too much attention to be honest Officer"
PC: "Right, well 110mph along the bypass is far too fast, isn't it?"
Me: "Oh shit, yes it is, way too fast - sorry"
PC: "You're lucky you had too much distance on me, otherwise that'd be an instant ban . . ."
Me (external): "Grovel grovel grovel"
Me (internal):