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Who's a lucky boy then?

singlerider

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PC: "Excuse me Sir, would you mind stepping out of the car a minute"

*steps out, bricking it*

Me: "Hello mate, what's the problem"

PC: "Why do you think I've pulled you over?"

Me: "Errr . . . well I'd imagine I might've been going a little fast"

PC: "And how fast do you think you were going Sir?"

Me: "Erm, well I don't know, I wasn't paying too much attention to be honest Officer"

PC: "Right, well 110mph along the bypass is far too fast, isn't it?"

Me: "Oh shit, yes it is, way too fast - sorry"

PC: "You're lucky you had too much distance on me, otherwise that'd be an instant ban . . ."

Me (external): "Grovel grovel grovel"

Me (internal):

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