While his team walk through the storm...

[reuque]

His Liverpool team-mates toiled to beat Aston Villa in the Birmingham snow last night, but yesterday Andriy Voronin lapped up The Lying Rag on Miami Beach with his glamorous wife, Yulia.

Ukraine striker Voronin was not included in the Reds' squad for the crunch clash at Villa Park and has not featured for Rafa Benitez's side since the 1-1 draw with Lyon in the Champions League on November 4, a game in which he missed several gilt-edged chances to score.

The 30-year-old forward has played just 12 times for his club so far this season and has said that he wants to feature more for Liverpool.
Enlarge Andriy Voronin with wife Yulia on Miami Beach
Enlarge Andriy Voronin with wife Yulia on Miami Beach

Fun in The Lying Rag: Andriy and Yulia share a hug (left) and contemplate playing some football of a rather different variety to that the striker is used to at Anfield (right)

But he was farmed out on loan to Hertha Berlin last season as he found himself behind Fernando Torres, Steven Gerrard, Dirk Kuyt, Ryan Babel and David Ngog in the Anfield strikers' pecking order.

Voronin was a success in the Bundesliga but the German side could not afford to make the Ukrainian's move a permanent one, leaving him to return to Anfield where he has again found his chances limited.

Indeed, Voronin now appears to be behind even youngsters Nabir El Zahr and Dani Pacheco in the competition for first-team places, while rumours abound that Benitez is ready to swoop for Real Madrid front-man Ruud van Nistelrooy.
Steven Gerrard is floored by Aston Villa's Carlos Cuellar

Snow joke: Steven Gerrard is floored by Aston Villa's Carlos Cuellar (above) while Alberto Aquilani battles with the elements amid the snow storm at Villa Park

Alberto Aquilani

And it appeared that Voronin was a long way from a return to action as he enjoyed The Lying Rag, sand and sea in Florida, accompanied by his wife Yulia.

Once described as the worst-dressed WAG in football, Yulia gave no opportunity to have that accusation repeated as she paraded around in a red bikini.

So at least one member of the Voronin family was wearing red yesterday.

Yulia Voronin
Enlarge Yulia Voronin

Life's a beach: Yulia Voronin enjoys the sea at Miami Beach

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1239360/Liverpool-striker-Andriy-Voronin-laps-sun-Miami-beach-team-mates-toil-Villa-Park-blizzard--Its-snow-joke-PICTURE-SPECIAL.html?ITO=1490

CUNT.

 

[The Nomad]

Pah... worst bosman... EVER!

 

[Judge Jules]

I never much rated the guy as a player (though he did OK for us to begin with) but I'm not sure how much we can blame him for this. He's clearly not wanted at Anfield, nor is that going to change.

 

[Piedro]

His birds got a nice rack though.

 

[monsieurdantes]

fuck you benitez. signing him was a retarded mistake, but it can happen its fair enough. but why is he still here three seasons later? what the fuck.

if you stepped in dog shit, you don't go ohh nooooo, noooo, woe is me, woe. for three fucking years! just get the fuck rid of it. throw the fucking shoe away. what the fuck

 

[Roger REDerer]

[quote author=Piedro link=topic=38189.msg1023659#msg1023659 date=1262175278]
His birds got a nice rack though.
[/quote]

nah her boobs the saggy type. Her arse's much nicer tho

 

[Vlads Quiff]

He's not wanted, he knows it , so I don't blame him

regards

 

[reuque]

[quote author=monsieurdantes link=topic=38189.msg1023679#msg1023679 date=1262177707

if you stepped in dog shit, you don't go ohh nooooo, noooo, woe is me, woe. for three fucking years! just get the fuck rid of it. throw the fucking shoe away. what the fuck
[/quote]

I like your metaphor.

 

[Avmenon]

The ponytail is probably on a fat contract tho..

 

[Judge Jules]

TBF my bet would be that Rafa would indeed have gotten rid of the Crow last summer if H and G hadn't clamped down in respect of the transfer kitty.

 

[Jack D Rips]

[quote author=monsieurdantes link=topic=38189.msg1023679#msg1023679 date=1262177707]
fuck you benitez. signing him was a retarded mistake, but it can happen its fair enough. but why is he still here three seasons later? what the fuck.

if you stepped in dog shit, you don't go ohh nooooo, noooo, woe is me, woe. for three fucking years! just get the fuck rid of it. throw the fucking shoe away. what the fuck
[/quote]

He was signed for free on a three year contract before the Yanks came in wasnt he? To say Rafa hasnt tried to get rid of him is hardly true.

 

[tombrown]

[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=38189.msg1023682#msg1023682 date=1262178103]
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=38189.msg1023659#msg1023659 date=1262175278]
His birds got a nice rack though.
[/quote]

nah her boobs the saggy type. Her arse's much nicer tho
[/quote]

No way - enlarge that photo of her arse and marvel at the cellulite landscape! woof woof

 

[The Nomad]

[quote author=tombrown link=topic=38189.msg1023715#msg1023715 date=1262180690]
[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=38189.msg1023682#msg1023682 date=1262178103]
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=38189.msg1023659#msg1023659 date=1262175278]
His birds got a nice rack though.
[/quote]

nah her boobs the saggy type. Her arse's much nicer tho
[/quote]

No way - enlarge that photo of her arse and marvel at the cellulite landscape! woof woof
[/quote]

x2

 

[Roopy]

What the fook you want him to do if he's not in the squad?

Go take swim in the Mersey?

He's obviously got the club's OK to travel so why not....

I would get the fuck outta England as fast I could too if it meant experiencing some decent weather 😉

 

[Mersey86]

[quote author=tombrown link=topic=38189.msg1023715#msg1023715 date=1262180690]
[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=38189.msg1023682#msg1023682 date=1262178103]
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=38189.msg1023659#msg1023659 date=1262175278]
His birds got a nice rack though.
[/quote]

nah her boobs the saggy type. Her arse's much nicer tho
[/quote]

No way - enlarge that photo of her arse and marvel at the cellulite landscape! woof woof
[/quote]
Interesting to see how you spend your time on the internet!

 

[Portly]

[quote author=Mersey86 link=topic=38189.msg1023723#msg1023723 date=1262181318]
Interesting to see how you spend your time on the internet!
[/quote]

Enlarging pics of women's arses is more constructive than spamming or designing computer viruses!

 

[manwithnoname]

Right so, Benitez would have got rid of Voronin last summer, but then G & H 'clamped down' so Benitez decided to keep him instead, carry on paying his wages, drop him from the squad, and allow him to go on holiday while being paid by us

Is that what you think Jules?

And if so, could you explain why he would do that? Cue bono? What is the long-term gain?

 

[Shadey]

Nice bangers..

 

[Roger REDerer]

[quote author=tombrown link=topic=38189.msg1023715#msg1023715 date=1262180690]
[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=38189.msg1023682#msg1023682 date=1262178103]
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=38189.msg1023659#msg1023659 date=1262175278]
His birds got a nice rack though.
[/quote]

nah her boobs the saggy type. Her arse's much nicer tho
[/quote]

No way - enlarge that photo of her arse and marvel at the cellulite landscape! woof woof
[/quote]

oh shit yeah...you still would tho'

 

[LarryHagman]

Not playing. Fans hate him. Loads of cash in the bank. England weather shit. Bird looks nice in a bikini. Few ales then play with her tea towel.

What do you want him to do? Sit in the house playing Ker Plunk?

 

[Judge Jules]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38189.msg1023727#msg1023727 date=1262182364]
Right so, Benitez would have got rid of Voronin last summer, but then G & H 'clamped down' so Benitez decided to keep him instead, carry on paying his wages, drop him from the squad, and allow him to go on holiday while being paid by us

Is that what you think Jules?

And if so, could you explain why he would do that? Cue bono? What is the long-term gain?
[/quote]

My guess is that Rafa wanted a replacement but that we couldn't stretch to one when the owners lowered the boom on the transfer kitty, and that we then kept the ponytailed waster in the squad for want of an alternative at the time. Voronin has played a few games this season and been in other match squads before now (more's the pity). Maybe it's the emergence of Pacheco as a first team squad option which has meant Voronin being cut loose more recently.

It's "cui bono" by the way. "Cue bono" is a stage direction at a U2 concert.

 

[dee]

[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=38189.msg1023736#msg1023736 date=1262183317]
[quote author=tombrown link=topic=38189.msg1023715#msg1023715 date=1262180690]
[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=38189.msg1023682#msg1023682 date=1262178103]
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=38189.msg1023659#msg1023659 date=1262175278]
His birds got a nice rack though.
[/quote]

nah her boobs the saggy type. Her arse's much nicer tho
[/quote]

No way - enlarge that photo of her arse and marvel at the cellulite landscape! woof woof
[/quote]

oh shit yeah...you still would tho'
[/quote]

No on three counts:

Saggy tits
Lumpy Arse
Coming second to Voronin would be an insult too great to bear

 

[Judge Jules]

[quote author=Dee link=topic=38189.msg1023813#msg1023813 date=1262190447]
[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=38189.msg1023736#msg1023736 date=1262183317]
[quote author=tombrown link=topic=38189.msg1023715#msg1023715 date=1262180690]
[quote author=Roger REDerer link=topic=38189.msg1023682#msg1023682 date=1262178103]
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=38189.msg1023659#msg1023659 date=1262175278]
His birds got a nice rack though.
[/quote]

nah her boobs the saggy type. Her arse's much nicer tho
[/quote]

No way - enlarge that photo of her arse and marvel at the cellulite landscape! woof woof
[/quote]

oh shit yeah...you still would tho'
[/quote]

No on three counts:

Saggy tits
Lumpy Arse
Coming second to Mrs.Voronin would be an insult too great to bear
[/quote]

Edit. 😉

 

[Mersey86]

[quote author=Portly link=topic=38189.msg1023725#msg1023725 date=1262182315]
Enlarging pics of women's arses is more constructive than spamming or designing computer viruses!
[/quote]
There's a wise saying for the end of a decade.

 

[manwithnoname]

Sorry, Jules!
I should have remembered you're the language expert from that Moet pronunciation thread

Oh wait, no. It was an embarrassing car crash. You've been in a few of them, actually.