What have I missed?

[singlerider]

I'm feeling lazy, indulge me.

I saw we beat the Scum, but only caught the 2nd half, which looked pretty edgy (dunno who the commentators were, but they were a right couple of scummy cunts, you could hear them begging for an equaliser).

Did we play well 1st half?

Who have we signed?

Did we play this weekend?

What news?

(Apologies for being demanding, only got off the plane about 4 hours ago, v. little sleep)

Ta x

 

[Modo]

How was Guantanamo?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

How was Syria?

 

[mark1975]

We played well first half but dropped off them and allowed them to play, ran out of steam after 40 minutes or so, which seems a bit of a trend.

Signed Sakho, Illori, Moses (loan), to add to Alberto, Aspas, Toure and Mignolet. We also signed a young CB from Madrid. Borini has gone to Sunderland on loan.. Last game was United, next up Swansea away next weekend (it's international week, Sturridge has pulled out the England squad due to injury)..

 

[iseered]

Did we play well 1st half?
Yes.

Who have we signed?
Steel and Grit.

Did we play this weekend?
No, it is international break.

What news?
We are top of the league and Suarez is a cunt.

 

[RedStar]

Suarez is a cunt.

Thats not news its a long established fact

 

[iseered]

Thats not news its a long established fact

Still seems to take some people by surprise.

 

[mark1975]

Some people are dim enough to think him being an absolute cock in someway diminishes his abilities, and that people who say he's a great player are just ignorant of his cuntish ways. How stupid is that eh?

So yeah, of course there are people out there taken by surprise, by this notion that he's a dickhead, they should go away and reassess their opinions of him and stop posting nice things about how much of a great player he is, because it's just making them look really, really, stupid.

 

[iseered]

I think we are all irked by the cuntishness of his ways, and I think we are all aware he is really good at football.

 

[singlerider]

Cheers.

So we've sorted out CB and brought in promising(?) attacking talent, we beat the Scum and we're top of the league - all sounds a bit too good tbh.

I take it Magic's ankle is fucked and he's out for ages, or Sturridge will get horribly injured on international duty or something

 

[Athens]

That type of talk will have you facing the firing squad.

 

[gkmacca]

I take it Magic's ankle is fucked and he's out for ages

Rumour is he's out for 8 to 10 weeks.