Post Match West Ham (A) 0-5 December 29th

[MomoWASright]

Poor the Nunez. He is clearly the 5th choice forward on merit.

Maybe 6th

 

[DHSC]

Not the right thread for it, I know, but remember last season when we were all thinking that we'd spank Man U at home?
None of that jinxy 7-0 shit please.

Potential banana skin.

 

[Modo]

Potential banana skin.

That's the spirit

 

[Shadey]

In terms of scoreline...

5-1 West Ham in cup
6-3 spurs league
4-0 leverkusen

 

[Athens]

Almost tempted to say never in doubt.

 

[Mojo]

Almost tempted to say never in doubt.

Say it

 

[Dreambeliever]

Only Salah can have a highlight reel in a game worthy of the Ballon d’or while also having a reel that looks like he’s had a stinker.

The guy has a memory of a goldfish and just forgets the bad instantly.

I hope he stays til he’s 40!

 

[Fabio]

Sensational performance. No notes.

 

[KopRed]

Trent's been very good as well to be fair.

 

[DHSC]

CLEAN SHEET!!!!

 

[Shadey]

Wow no yellow cards.

 

[MomoWASright]

9 points and 9 GD ahead of ArSTOKEnal.

 

[SummerOnions]

What a result - don't get me wrong I'm enjoying very much being top of the league, but there's something about winning 5-0 that feels a cut above the standard scoreline

 

[Fabio]

It should just be beat the fuckers.

Precisely. If we don't beat them it's entirely on us, not them being good.

 

[SummerOnions]

Poor the Nunez. He is clearly the 5th choice forward on merit.

Hopefully Danns makes him 6th by Jan

 

[Fabio]

What a result - don't get me wrong I'm enjoying very much being top of the league, but there's something about winning 5-0 that feels a cut above the standard scoreline

Dunno what it is about 5. 5 feels infinitely more of a rout than 4 does

 

[SummerOnions]

Remember when west ham would often beat us or frustrate us? Also feels very satisfying to get a win here like this

Lovren feels long gone by now

 

[Dreambeliever]

9 points and 9 GD ahead of ArSTOKEnal.

Not many goals if they reduce the pts to zero. At a minimum it would be down to 3 GD but more likely it would be negative.

 

[Shadey]

A full weeks rest now bring on scumchester.

 

[Frogfish]

Salah could have scored 10 goals tonight

From the ridiculous to the sublime and back again and again. Could have scored 5 and had 3 assists! I'm really not sure what to make of that 🤪

 

[King Binny]

Only Salah can have a highlight reel in a game worthy of the Ballon d’or while also having a reel that looks like he’s had a stinker.

The guy has a memory of a goldfish and just forgets the bad instantly.

I hope he stays til he’s 40!

View: https://x.com/xGPhilosophy/status/1873446517408952428

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[Holle]

Sorry, but I'm really fed up by Trent.

Scores a deflected fluke and - surprise, surprise - the pompous twat celebrates as expected, like it's all about him.

God, I can't wait to see the back of him.

 

[Shadey]

From the ridiculous to the sublime and back again and again. Could have scored 5 and had 3 assists! I'm really not sure what to make of that 🤪

How many teams can brag that about one of their players.

 

[dee]

Ohhhhh Yes!

 

[Athens]

Say it

Seems a bit too obvious today.

 

[Dreambeliever]

I know West Ham were shite, but nobody else is blasting teams 5-0 away from home at this stage of a hard run of congested fixtures. We’d all have taken a jammy 1-0 with a shite performance and no injuries or suspensions but fuck me how demoralising must it be for Chelsea and Arsenal to watch that display. We looked like we haven’t played in weeks such was our energy and Salah was the poster boy.

We’ve been saying it for a while, injuries are our biggest threat now. Slot must start rotating more.

 

[Frogfish]

22 shots to 7 with 13 on target (zero for West Ham). It could easily have been double figures today.

 

[Dreambeliever]

22 shots to 7 with 13 on target (zero for West Ham). It could easily have been double figures today.

They hit the woodwork twice. Should have been 8-2.

 

[iseered]

Stay humble eh

 

[dee]

I know West Ham were shite, but nobody else is blasting teams 5-0 away from home

Arse beat them 2-5