Van Gaal's ultimate striker solution

[hamstrung_pigeon]

The search is over for a new striker as Van Gaal pioneers a Moyesian invention, just like how Rooney wrote his name into the record books with the world's first bicycle kick goal.

Manchester United’s Marouane Fellaini handed striking role by Louis van Gaal

http://www.theguardian.com/football...ited-marouane-fellaini-striker-louis-van-gaal

 

[Frogfish]

Fingers still crossed they (and Arsenal) fail to add to their striking options this week. It would be a massive fillip for us in the chase for Top 4.

 

[Judge Jules]

Yep. Fellatio can do an OK job there, but (a) he's not someone you'd want as a regular front player in a team with any chance of the title and, (b) if Pigclimber's fitness doesn't hold up, Fellatio will still be needed at DM to protect the defence.

 

[Mors]

This is getting awesome, they're a fucking comedy club now. The chosen one moyes, to long ball tactics, to valdes refusing to play, to teenwolf wanting out, to comedy bids for ramos/pedro/otamendi, spunking 60mill on di maria, giving falcao 300k a week to do fuck all, to rooney not scoring for 10 games, to wanting to play fellaini upfront. It's great stuff.

 

[scousemouse]

its like someones listened to my prayers.
for the last 20 years iv been praying for another munich but this is much better to watch

 

[the count]

its like someones listened to my prayers.
for the last 20 years iv been praying for another munich but this is much better to watch

That's a totally inappropriate and uncalled for comment.

 

[scousemouse]

That's a totally inappropriate and uncalled for comment.

thx.

 

[keniget]

It's probably a good move. Fellaini looks good playing forward whenever I've seen him and in true "target man" style, he's a handful for defenders. It's not what everyone has come to expect from Utd over the last however many years though.

 

[Red Astaire]

its like someones listened to my prayers.
for the last 20 years iv been praying for another munich but this is much better to watch

WTF???? You fucking dickhead!

 

[mark1975]

That's a totally inappropriate and uncalled for comment.

Yup. Bang out of order.

 

[Mystic]

Scousemouse confirming he's a flaming cunt.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

its like someones listened to my prayers.
for the last 20 years iv been praying for another munich but this is much better to watch

While I understand the hatred between the fans, the above is ridiculous.

If a Manc fan were to say "for the last 20 years iv been praying for another hillsbrough but this is much better to watch" to us, how would we like it? We would be livid.

Pull that stunt again, you're gone.

 

[scousemouse]

well while i have my arms out flying round the office going "neeeooow neeoow"
you can get all PC and shit but ill be having much more fun.

jeez.

 

[the count]

What a fucking whopper!

 

[Red Astaire]

While I understand the hatred between the fans, the above is ridiculous.

If a Manc fan were to say "for the last 20 years iv been praying for another hillsbrough but this is much better to watch" to us, how would we like it? We would be livid.

Pull that stunt again, you're gone.

Ban the whopper - No place for that shite here.

 

[mark1975]

He's gone for that, I just can't find the right button!

 

[Jack D Rips]

I thought this thread was going to be a good laugh about the tactical genius that is LVG, and it was going well until I came to the post by the local forum cunt.

You say you're flying round the office, are you sure you don't mean flying round your desk in infant's class?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Sorry, no time for this BS. Banned.

 

[mark1975]

Have you seen his office? Its on the corner next to the Co-op.

 

[Frogfish]

While I understand the hatred between the fans, the above is ridiculous.

If a Manc fan were to say "for the last 20 years iv been praying for another hillsbrough but this is much better to watch" to us, how would we like it? We would be livid.

Pull that stunt again, you're gone.

On RedCafe anyone who refers to Hillsborough in a disrespectful way is automatically banned. Stops cretinous remarks getting out of hand.

 

[the count]

On RedCafe anyone who refers to Hillsborough in a disrespectful way is automatically banned. Stops cretinous remarks getting out of hand.

So it should be, as should the opposite here in my opinion.
We don't have to like the Mancs but that sort of talk is well out of line

 

[mark1975]

The difference between us and Redcafe is that we ban him because its a cunt of a thing to say.

 

[Mors]

What a fucking idiot. I hope that's a permo-ban.

 

[Rosco]

I think use of the word 'permo' is nearly as offensive

 

[Mystic]

 

[mark1975]

LTW was lethal there, I'm still fumbling around for the switch.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Surely you mean... Benhammer?

Exit... stage left.

 

[Athens]

LTW was lethal there, I'm still fumbling around for the switch.

Them mossad boys don't hang around. He probably had him taken out in real life too.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Them mossad boys don't hang around. He probably had him taken out in real life too.

And probably from his back while he was praying for a disaster.

 

[tombrown]

ScouseMouse deserved a ban, but our resident monkey posted an image from the s*n in the Louis Louis Louis thread, never took it down (mods did in the end) & didn't even deign to apologise; I dont think he should be banned for that (*), but the fact he continued in the "friendly rival fan banter" (SIC!!) after it had been pointed out to him, and just ignored those comments, seems to have gone completely ignored

(*) he should be banned for being a manc though 🙂