To the tune of the Dolly Parton Classic "Jolene"...

[Khalido]

"Joe Cole.....Joe Cole.....Joe Cole....Joe Coooooooo-o-ole...


The next line will make or break it as a song though.
Any ideas?

 

[Pesam]

Is broken already.

 

[Vlads Quiff]

Not sure , but any song needs to mention shorts

regards

 

[Mistadobalina]

Who wears short shorts!? Joe wears short shorts!

 

[Khalido]

Joe Cole..Joe Cole..Joe Cole..Joe Coooo-o-ole…

I’m begging of you please just take on your man

Joe Cole..Joe Cole..Joe Cole..Joe Coooo-o-ole…

Please take it past him easy, just because you can...

 

[Mistadobalina]

Hey Joe, where you going with that ball in your plans?

 

[Pesam]

[quote author=Khalido link=topic=41037.msg1138462#msg1138462 date=1279554179]
Joe Cole..Joe Cole..Joe Cole..Joe Coooo-o-ole…

I’m begging of you please just take on your man

Joe Cole..Joe Cole..Joe Cole..Joe Coooo-o-ole…

Please take it past him easy, just cos' you can...


[/quote]

*Shoots Khalido many times in the face*
*Re-Loads, shoots Kalido many more times in the face*
*Wonders whether a warning shot might have been in order*

 

[Pesam]

[quote author=Mistadobalina link=topic=41037.msg1138464#msg1138464 date=1279554254]
Hey Joe, where you going with that ball in your plans?
[/quote]

*Re-Loads*

 

[bkwitche2]

[quote author=Pesam link=topic=41037.msg1138468#msg1138468 date=1279554387]

*Shoots Khalido many times in the face*
*Re-Loads, shoots Kalido many more times in the face*
*Wonders whether a warning shot might have been in order*
[/quote]

I don't think you went to far at all.

 

[singlerider]

I have a selection for your delectation:

To the tune of Soul Man by Sam & Dave

Playing for those,
In the Anfield Road
Good skills
He's got a truckload
If you've got the ball,
Then give him some
Cos Joe Cole
Is on a mazy run

I'm a Cole fan

*trumpet*

Doodoo dodo doodoo dodo

I'm a Cole fan

Do doodoo do doo

Get too tight,
And he'll do a trick
Leave you there,
Looking like right dick,
Yeah, YEAH!
Yeah, YEAH!!

Or

To the tune of I Know You Got Soul by Bobby Byrd

(Chorus only)

Give the ball to Joe Cole,
If you do then he will do a trick

Or

To the tune of Blackhol S** by Soundgarden

On the right, on the left,
His first touch is oh-so deft,
He was signed, by the Snake
And the runs he makes are great

Does a trick, scores a goal
What comes next nobody knows
Sing his name, sing Joe Cole
Maybe he'll do a trick again

Joe Cole's run,
Makes me cum,
(as he) Skins his man again

Joe Cole's run
So much fun
Makes me cum

 

[Modo]

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/v/UcvjXAtzaMU&hl=sv_SE&fs=1[/flash]

"Who wears short shorts?"
"Cole wears short shorts!!!"

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'm going to close my eyes & pretend this thread didnt ever exist.

 

[Spionkop69]

Just use Spandau Ballet's Gold. Its worked before and we should be able to come up with better lyric than WHU and Spandau.

 

[Fallon]

What about something to Hey Jude?

 

[Modo]

[quote author=Fallon link=topic=41037.msg1138673#msg1138673 date=1279565492]
What about something to Hey Jude?
[/quote]

"Hey Cole, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better...?"

Sounds a bit sad don't it?

 

[Delinquent]

[quote author=singlerider link=topic=41037.msg1138501#msg1138501 date=1279558659]
I have a selection for your delectation:

To the tune of Soul Man by Sam & Dave

Playing for those,
In the Anfield Road
Good skills
He's got a truckload
If you've got the ball,
Then give him some
Cos Joe Cole
Is on a mazy run

I'm a Cole fan

*trumpet*

Doodoo dodo doodoo dodo

I'm a Cole fan

Do doodoo do doo

Get too tight,
And he'll do a trick
Leave you there,
Looking like right dick,
Yeah, YEAH!
Yeah, YEAH!!

Or

To the tune of I Know You Got Soul by Bobby Byrd

(Chorus only)

Give the ball to Joe Cole,
If you do then he will do a trick

Or

To the tune of Blackhol S** by Soundgarden

On the right, on the left,
His first touch is oh-so deft,
He was signed, by the Snake
And the runs he makes are great

Does a trick, scores a goal
What comes next nobody knows
Sing his name, sing Joe Cole
Maybe he'll do a trick again

Joe Cole's run,
Makes me cum,
(as he) Skins his man again

Joe Cole's run
So much fun
Makes me cum
[/quote]

Excellent! I particularly like the last one. It's genius in its simplicity.

 

[tombrown]

To the tune of Ian Rush Ian Rush Ian Rush

Joey Cole Joey Cole Joey Cole

 

[Fabio]

*clap**clap*
*clap**clap**clap*
*clap**clap**clap**clap*
JOE COLE

 

[Fallon]

[quote author=Fabio link=topic=41037.msg1138747#msg1138747 date=1279570073]
*clap**clap*
*clap**clap**clap*
*clap**clap**clap**clap*
JOE COLE
[/quote]

Winner.

 

[Mistadobalina]

Isnt that one normally reserved for our greatest player though?

JOE la taxi?

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

To the tune of Heigh-Ho from Snow White and the Seven dwarfs

Joe Cole, Joe Cole,
He scores another goal,
A dribble and a trick,
And a backheel flick,
Joe Cole, Joe Cole Joe Cole Joe Cole.........

*bows*

 

[Fallon]

I like that, *crowns Nessie the new champion*

 

[Cerberus]

[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=41037.msg1138940#msg1138940 date=1279615634]
To the tune of Heigh-Ho from Snow White and the Seven dwarfs

Joe Cole, Joe Cole,
He scores another goal,
A dribble and a trick,
And a backheel flick,
Joe Cole, Joe Cole Joe Cole Joe Cole.........

*bows*
[/quote]

I could definitely see that working.

A+

 

[singlerider]

[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=41037.msg1138940#msg1138940 date=1279615634]
To the tune of Heigh-Ho from Snow White and the Seven dwarfs

Joe Cole, Joe Cole,
He scores another goal,
A dribble and a trick,
And a backheel flick,
Joe Cole, Joe Cole Joe Cole Joe Cole.........

*bows*
[/quote]

*doffs cap*

Well played sir!

 

[Pesam]

*Counts posters participating in thread, counts remaining bullets...........sighs.........shoots self in face*