You know, on the exit to stores, they beep if you've stolen something, does anyone else carry my curse that no matter what you have on you, you'll always carry a >50% chance of setting these fuckers off? I'm starting to wonder if a doctor shoved one of the tags up my arse at child birth as a practical joke, it's getting ridiculous.
I've just spent a week in the Algarve (superb btw), and low and behold, the bleeper in the first shop I walked out goes crazy, I'm wearing nothing but flip flops, swim trunks and a tea shirt and I've bought a bottle of drink, it shouldn't go off, but it does, a different country and I'm still setting the cunts off. Of course it didn't bleep when I went into the shop, or when I walked back in to the shop to prove to the Portuguese lady that I'm simply cursed and not a thief, a typical scenario for me unfortunately, I swear these things are simply spending their lives trolling me.
Serious question after the rant though, is there anything that sets them off real easy, belt buckles, fillings, a strong love of Microsoft products? And does anyone else have this most irritating issue. Driving me insane.
I've just spent a week in the Algarve (superb btw), and low and behold, the bleeper in the first shop I walked out goes crazy, I'm wearing nothing but flip flops, swim trunks and a tea shirt and I've bought a bottle of drink, it shouldn't go off, but it does, a different country and I'm still setting the cunts off. Of course it didn't bleep when I went into the shop, or when I walked back in to the shop to prove to the Portuguese lady that I'm simply cursed and not a thief, a typical scenario for me unfortunately, I swear these things are simply spending their lives trolling me.
Serious question after the rant though, is there anything that sets them off real easy, belt buckles, fillings, a strong love of Microsoft products? And does anyone else have this most irritating issue. Driving me insane.
