This was Melwood

[peekay]

Nice tribute from the club.

 

[the count]

 

[gkmacca]

I hope I never have to read Robbie 'The Great McGonagall' Fowler's 'orrible doggerel ever again. You can picture his tongue stuck outside the side of his mouth as he wrote the flipping thing!


The new place looks nice, but it's still in bloody Kirkby! I don't know why it's so bloody exceptionally cold and windy there - is it some kind of weird weather pocket? - but Jurgen's certainly going to have to grow to embrace the breeze! Some of the Academy games required Arctic outfits to get you through the full match. Maybe we should meet prospective new signings somewhere else so they don't get too scared.

 

[the count]

Our new trophy cabinet.

 

[the count]

 

[SummerOnions]

Our new trophy cabinet.

Not what I'd call iconic looking

 

[the count]

 

[bluebell]

The Club's new Director of PR who occasionally moonlights as a football player explains the dynamics in the dressing room

 

[Silver Sean]

He's such a likeable guy.

 

[Silver Sean]

I hope that owl-faced cunt isn't on there.

 

[jan]

I hope that owl-faced cunt isn't on there.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

This is the new place

 

[MomoWASright]

This is the new place

We’re a proper boss club.

 

[the count]

 

[gkmacca]

This is the new place

19 titles. End of. Let's have none of that '1 PL trophy' shite!

 

[Silver Sean]

Jesus wept. I hope it says underneath 'the lowpoint of our modern era.'

 

[gkmacca]

They've buried a steel 'time capsule' for 2070. Phew, that's a good idea, now that we have the internet. I wonder if they'll do what the Blue Peter twits used to do and bury it only to lose patience about two years later and dig it up again?

 

[tombrown]

They've buried a steel 'time capsule' for 2070. Phew, that's a good idea, now that we have the internet. I wonder if they'll do what the Blue Peter twits used to do and bury it only to lose patience about two years later and dig it up again?

Fond memories of the Blue Peter garden getting vandalised and Percy Thrower breaking down in tears on air.

 

[ibromurph]

The Club's new Director of PR who occasionally moonlights as a football player explains the dynamics in the dressing room

Lovely guy.

Shame about the football part.

 

[gkmacca]

Fond memories of the Blue Peter garden getting vandalised and Percy Thrower breaking down in tears on air.

My favourite ever TV moment. I wish I could've done it myself!

 

[gkmacca]

Lovely guy.

Shame about the football part.

Ox is crocked but is still all over the place. Thiago, on the other hand, makes Lord fecking Lucan seem visible.

 

[tombrown]

My favourite ever TV moment. I wish I could've done it myself!

TO cheer you up in these difficult times:



I was just reading up about it, apparently Les Ferdinand & Dennis Wise claimed to have been behind it 🙂