1. Really fucking cold weather and the fucking winds that go with it. What is this wind chill factor the weathermen talk about? It's either that cold or it isn't.
2. Weathermen, a loathesome bunch.
3. Horses that chase you up and down the street where you grew up like some sort of sentinel or guardhorse.
4. People who give me books to read. I feel obliged to read them then instead of what I really want to read. From now on no-one gets their books back, that'll put an end to that.
5. Sharks. Never seen one. Don't need to.
6. Coins. What a fucking joke they are? Who thinks it's a good idea for us to all to carry around metal fucking disks in our pockets?
2. Weathermen, a loathesome bunch.
3. Horses that chase you up and down the street where you grew up like some sort of sentinel or guardhorse.
4. People who give me books to read. I feel obliged to read them then instead of what I really want to read. From now on no-one gets their books back, that'll put an end to that.
5. Sharks. Never seen one. Don't need to.
6. Coins. What a fucking joke they are? Who thinks it's a good idea for us to all to carry around metal fucking disks in our pockets?